A while ago a dark horse made some rings. Noone knew why, not even he.
Nevertheless he gave the rings to a bunch of transgenders, midgets and people who wouldn't live long.
One by one they succumbed to the power of the rings. The Dark horse sat on his throne in the land of Modor where the shadows lie. And they never made any records because they were lazy.
Frodo found the ring in his toilet paper, and Bilbo said it was an accident. He made some chocolate cake and fed it to his parrot. Why? Todayit was 111tenth birthday and he lost it.
"I want to see mountains again, Alf! Mountains!", he said.
Alf turned to Willy and replied: "No problem!"
Frodo took the ring to the council of the transgenders and the other ones. They sat on chairs for many hours until the sun went down and the bad moon pooped up in the sky. Frodo didn't like this story very much and abandoned it. There was a general outrage but Frodo did not care. He took his Samwise with him because the road to Mordor was very long and cold. And food doesn't grow from trees, ye ken! Or does it....
Bilbo tried persuading Frodo from leaving the party, but it was to no avail. Frodo became really agitated and nearly decapitated Bilbo. He took two little bastards named meriadoc and pippin with him as well.
And they followed the road, despite bilbo's warnings.
To be continued.
Nevertheless he gave the rings to a bunch of transgenders, midgets and people who wouldn't live long.
One by one they succumbed to the power of the rings. The Dark horse sat on his throne in the land of Modor where the shadows lie. And they never made any records because they were lazy.
Frodo found the ring in his toilet paper, and Bilbo said it was an accident. He made some chocolate cake and fed it to his parrot. Why? Todayit was 111tenth birthday and he lost it.
"I want to see mountains again, Alf! Mountains!", he said.
Alf turned to Willy and replied: "No problem!"
Frodo took the ring to the council of the transgenders and the other ones. They sat on chairs for many hours until the sun went down and the bad moon pooped up in the sky. Frodo didn't like this story very much and abandoned it. There was a general outrage but Frodo did not care. He took his Samwise with him because the road to Mordor was very long and cold. And food doesn't grow from trees, ye ken! Or does it....
Bilbo tried persuading Frodo from leaving the party, but it was to no avail. Frodo became really agitated and nearly decapitated Bilbo. He took two little bastards named meriadoc and pippin with him as well.
And they followed the road, despite bilbo's warnings.
To be continued.
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