The QAPete- I mean River Animated Gif thread

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Kyllian

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They're mostly worried that he's going to really hurt himself at some point. Also it seems more like he does it for a reaction than it actually feeling good
There's a reason shows like Jackass have warnings to not try it at home
 

Kyllian

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Capt makes comment about kid hitting his head
Kyllian states it looks like the kid doesn't care that he hit his head
Elmer states that skull may not be fully set and acts as buffer followed by Herman Munster comment
Kyllian never watched Munsters, and therefore has no clue what that alludes to, so added comment about nephew who does similar, but more often and to greater extremes(I'll laugh with the little shit, but I'll still worry he's going to crack his head open at some point)
Murph doesn't seem to get that there's a difference between slapstick and self-destruction
Stooges is slapstick, Jackass isn't
 
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Little kid has understandably low standards for humor and makes his first forays into physical comedy
Family's interpretation: Masochist and/or "lose wires"
The Murphster swoops in on behalf of stupid, failed comedians everywhere and subtly as always dishes out the hurt to those who apparently "don't get it"
elmur is butthurt for no reason
Kyllian thinks he can define comedy
 

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Riker suddenly finds himself unable to speak and needs to learn sign language while running the ship. Picard and Data react horrified as 2 redshirts perish and wonder what their names were.
 

Kyllian

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Little kid has understandably low standards for humor and makes his first forays into physical comedy
Family's interpretation: Masochist and/or "lose wires"
So willingly slamming his head into doors/concrete/posts/etc, shoulder checking trees/walls/brick/etc and intentionally tripping to land hard on various hard surfaces isn't something they should be worried about?
Some of that might be funny if anyone else is laughing, when he smashes his head into a door frame the only person laughing is himself
How funny is it going to be when he actually does crack his skull?

The kid in the gif is barely bumping his head on a soft plastic casing, I've seen my nephew do a running charge head-first into a door(not those cheap hollow plywood ones)
Excuse me if we value my nephew's health over his oddball sense of humor
 
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elmur is butthurt for no reason

Ha incorrect again! There is a reason and that reason is that I just took massive dump. :mad: ... ;)

Your comment that I responded too seriously looks like you are referring to someone else.

And his basic comprehension of classic slapstick comedy is higher than that of a certain BUF poster too, I gather.

This appears that you are talking about a third party to somebody. I was the only third party. But whatever.