The post your pic thread

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The Helios

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:lol: Hey, great pics all! (The Matrix-like ones are awesome XD)

I'm also a bit elder... 20 Soooooo old. Sadly I don't have any pics available... me shadow: :404:
 

Lei Hng Wei

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klasnic

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Nice pic, Lei and sure, post the story :)

MäxX you're not getting invited to any parties :lol:

[EDIT] Here's me busy skinning for SaD

 
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Lei Hng Wei

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Funny story. This is Quadesh of Jane Jones Exotic Circus fame. They were at Pinky's Show Palace March 4-9, 1996. So I went down there on the 5th, paid the cover charge and when Jane Jones finished her act, I won a free polaroid with the kitty. Cool eh?

So here I am getting the dos and don'ts of posing with a tiger, but it was kinda hard to follow the instructions from Jane's husband standing three feet away from me, and his voice is being broadcast over the bass-ladden speaker system. It had something to do with not petting her, 'cause only he and Jane pets Quadesh. Then I have to introduce myself by rubbing cheeks with her, so I did. Everyone gasped and were amazed that anyone would be brave/fool enough to do such a thing. I think my purring might of helped. :) A couple of hours earlier I shaved, so my face was still kinda sensitive. Especially to a cat's rough tongue, and if you haven't noticed, tigers are big cats. So you can only imagine what it's like to have a tiger lick your face.

Just a word of advice: if you wear glasses, take them off before Quadesh rubs her face in yours. When a 450 lb. Siberian tiger wants to lick your face, a 450 lb. Siberian tiger licks your face!
 
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Maxx

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I think this thread was a good idea, know we are knowing with which persons we "talk" *lol*
 

Kantham

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Lei Hng Wei said:
Just a word of advice: if you wear glasses, take them off before Quadesh rubs her face in yours. When a 450 lb. Siberian tiger wants to lick your face, a 450 lb. Siberian tiger licks your face!


Lmao :tup:, i will keep that in mind, never thought that tiger like to lick faces. Nice story


Since everyone is posting their pic , i will have to de the same before someone start to think i am a little kid or girl that pretend to be a boy :B

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Keep in mind that my Webcam is teh suck, so if i get a good digicam , prepare for a decent pic of me.
 
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Maxx

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And that`s my vehicle for Onslaught-action in Salzburg ;)

Faster than a Manta, more durable than a Leviathan, it only lacks any weapons


but this handicap can be terminated by "Interstate `82"-Drivingstyle (Anyone remembers that game?)


and its big trunk (ok it had one big, since I pimped the soundsys a little bit, there is not much room remaining *lol*)


EDIT: This is an Opel (in GB Vauxhall) Astra -> german reliability

EDIT2: No, in Austria it`s not usual to have weaponry in your car, do not forget that when planning to pay this country a visit *lol*
 
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Maxx

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klasnic said:
OMG no!!! :lol:

@ MäxX you should be playing GTA or something :lol: Love the body in the boot lmao :D

Maybe I just played to much of it :lol:
 

SaD

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I really like this thread.

I tried to take pics from some older photos from my armytime with my digicam.
I have no scanner , so please don´t kill me for the quality of the pics :lol: .
 

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Maxx

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klasnic said:
Ever played the Punisher? I reckon it'd be right up your alley :)

With all this DukeNukem and GTA you need to step it up a gear.

Nope haven`t played it yet, but the Punisher is also a nice man. He solves all his problems with his outstanding "eloquence" *lol*