The funny pictures thread (new and improved)

[Silver_Ibex]

 

[dirtmcgirt]

Sent this to my girlfriend. She responds, "I don't get it."

 

[Darkdrium]

^Definitely not marriage material.

 

[Jacks:Revenge]

Sent this to my girlfriend. She responds, "I don't get it."

is this the same girl you plan to marry?

lol, Darkdrium had the same thought.

 

[dirtmcgirt]

Yes, it is. Remember, she's Mexican . Actually she's brilliant. Top 5% of her class at UT.

 

[Kantham]

Seriously though, people still wank with socks?

 

[SleepyHe4d]

Not all of us are as big of fans of fleshlights as you.

 

[Firefly]

some of us use real women

 

[lovebug]

some of us use real women

You 'use' women, you dirty devil

 

[Rambowjo]

I don't see why anybody would use a sock. It would hurt incredibly much and be incredibly disgusting.

On the subject of fleshlights, it's the same as a girl buying a dildo.

 

[anaemic]

looks like someone has a fleshlight

 

[lovebug]

I think I can guess and I cannot google it at work...what is a flesh light???

 

[dirtmcgirt]

Think about what a flashlight would look like with a vagina inside of it. Rather than emitting light, it serves as a pocket p*ssy.

 

[Big-Al]

I think I can guess and I cannot google it at work...what is a flesh light???

looks like torch, but you stick your dick in it and it fells good.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flesh_light

 

[Firefly]

You 'use' women, you dirty devil

I always lick 'em clean afterwards

 

[BITE_ME]

I think I can guess and I cannot google it at work...what is a flesh light???

Dildo with no batteries in it
2 for the price of 1

 

[Firefly]

Fill it with sand for that extra kick.
Might be why kantham is so uptight.

 

[lovebug]

Great idea, if I was a man Id get myself one....

 

[Big-Al]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2001-FORD-FOC...eNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem#ht_7606wt_1025

 

[M.A.D.X.W]

That was funny