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The funny pictures thread (new and improved)

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Latent Image, Jan 30, 2008.

  1. Silver_Ibex

    Silver_Ibex Member

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  2. dirtmcgirt

    dirtmcgirt dirtmcgirt

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    Sent this to my girlfriend. She responds, "I don't get it." :doh:
     
  3. Darkdrium

    Darkdrium 20% Cooler

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    ^Definitely not marriage material.

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  4. Jacks:Revenge

    Jacks:Revenge ╠╣E╚╚O

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    is this the same girl you plan to marry?

    lol, Darkdrium had the same thought.
     
  5. dirtmcgirt

    dirtmcgirt dirtmcgirt

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    Yes, it is. Remember, she's Mexican :). Actually she's brilliant. Top 5% of her class at UT.
     
  6. Kantham

    Kantham Fool.

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    Seriously though, people still wank with socks?
     
  7. SleepyHe4d

    SleepyHe4d fap fap fap

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    Not all of us are as big of fans of fleshlights as you. ;)
     
  8. Firefly

    Firefly United Kingdom is not a country.

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    some of us use real women
     
  9. lovebug

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    You 'use' women, you dirty devil :D
     
  10. Rambowjo

    Rambowjo Das Protoss

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    I don't see why anybody would use a sock. It would hurt incredibly much and be incredibly disgusting.

    On the subject of fleshlights, it's the same as a girl buying a dildo.
     
  11. anaemic

    anaemic she touch your penis?

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    looks like someone has a fleshlight :p
     
  12. lovebug

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    I think I can guess and I cannot google it at work...what is a flesh light???
     
  13. dirtmcgirt

    dirtmcgirt dirtmcgirt

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    Think about what a flashlight would look like with a vagina inside of it. Rather than emitting light, it serves as a pocket p*ssy.
     
  14. Big-Al

    Big-Al amateur de bière

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    looks like torch, but you stick your dick in it and it fells good.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flesh_light
     
  15. Firefly

    Firefly United Kingdom is not a country.

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    :D
    I always lick 'em clean afterwards
     
  16. BITE_ME

    BITE_ME Bye-Bye

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    Dildo with no batteries in it :lol:
    2 for the price of 1 :D
     
  17. Firefly

    Firefly United Kingdom is not a country.

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    Fill it with sand for that extra kick.
    Might be why kantham is so uptight.
     
  18. lovebug

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    Great idea, if I was a man Id get myself one....

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  19. Big-Al

    Big-Al amateur de bière

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  20. M.A.D.X.W

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    That was funny
     

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