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CrazyLittleOne

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OMG I just remembered Beer has little eskimo babies that live with him in Alaska. (or so Covet thinks). How are the kiddies anyways? Molested them yet?
 

GotBeer?

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}Bb{Kirby said:
OMG I just remembered Beer has little eskimo babies that live with him in Alaska. (or so Covet thinks). How are the kiddies anyways? Molested them yet?
Actually, just one blue-eyed "eskimo" baby. The Wife wants another one now. "She needs a little brother or sister.", she says. I can barely keep track of the one baby in all this deep snow, as she's always running off to club little baby seals.
 

CrazyLittleOne

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OMG then you should join the "Clubbing Baby Seals" club! We currently need members considering it consists of me and Beer's daughter...
 

dutch_gecko

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GotBeer? said:
Actually, just one blue-eyed "eskimo" baby. The Wife wants another one now. "She needs a little brother or sister.", she says. I can barely keep track of the one baby in all this deep snow, as she's always running off to club little baby seals.
As a sibling, I strongly suggest to your wife that your child will grow up much more matured and will generally benefit from not having a younger brother or sister. At some stage she will say things like "I wish I had a little sister." Although she does not know it, THIS IS A LIE. Being a single child is highly beneficial to life.
 

GotBeer?

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Just last weekend, my 6yr old Goddaughter was saying she wanted a baby brother or sister. Then she spent the weekend with my kid, and realized she wouldn't be the center of attention and would have to share stuff. She's happy being the only child now.
 

dutch_gecko

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GotBeer? said:
Just last weekend, my 6yr old Goddaughter was saying she wanted a baby brother or sister. Then she spent the weekend with my kid, and realized she wouldn't be the center of attention and would have to share stuff. She's happy being the only child now.
:D

Are you an only child GB?