The abuse thread
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Originally posted by Claw
Nah. He isn't big enough by far. BangOut could wipe his ass with that jerk.
Bangout is no moron tho!! =]
lucifix
I did something m0tarded and now I have read only access! :(
lucifix
I did something m0tarded and now I have read only access! :(
Sheeit, don't make me bust out Doctor Sweaty Nutsack of Doom on your ass, tiger. Just remember the ancient Greeks, who had enough lovin' that after they finished up with all the women, turned to men, then boys, then goats. It's sick. It's twisted. It's disgusting. And it sure ****ing 0wnz YOUR sorry ass ancestors. We modern Greeks, we never heard the words "oh please stop" until three days into a week with a lady. Then we trade the bitch and get a fresh one, cause t'ain't right for a lady to tire out so damned soon.
And what, you people call this abuse? No, listen, abuse is when your sister bit off your dick - listen, I hate to break it to you, but it's a common occurence for a woman to chomp down when she's getting someone else's dick shoved up her ass, no matter IF your Dad's done it before. "Your mom" jokes? Please. "Jay Leno"? Scoff. Listen, children, I hear a sound - beep beep, it's the short bus, and Sven's driving. Everyone on!
So, basically, by allying myself with the ancient Greeks, I've allied with the fathers of mathematics, architecture, much science and medicine, a lot of philosophy and government, who had huge amounts of sex, drank a whole hell of a lot of alcohol, and had a goddess dedicated to sex and love. Tell me, how is this an insult again?
And what, you people call this abuse? No, listen, abuse is when your sister bit off your dick - listen, I hate to break it to you, but it's a common occurence for a woman to chomp down when she's getting someone else's dick shoved up her ass, no matter IF your Dad's done it before. "Your mom" jokes? Please. "Jay Leno"? Scoff. Listen, children, I hear a sound - beep beep, it's the short bus, and Sven's driving. Everyone on!
So, basically, by allying myself with the ancient Greeks, I've allied with the fathers of mathematics, architecture, much science and medicine, a lot of philosophy and government, who had huge amounts of sex, drank a whole hell of a lot of alcohol, and had a goddess dedicated to sex and love. Tell me, how is this an insult again?
"So, basically, by allying myself with the ancient Greeks"
luquado allies himself with a bunch of corpses.... go fig
luquado allies himself with a bunch of corpses.... go fig