The abuse thread

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Sven_ya!

From the land of sky-blue wa-AH-ters!
Nov 7, 2001
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Post here, get abused! =)

That's right, there's a lot of pent-up hostility here at the NC "Other" forums, and I believe we need a proper place to vent them, rather than holding them inside like a painful, spicy bowel movement.

Rukee: You suck. Yo sk!llz so lame, I actually convinced you that if you held your ear up to the end of my flack cannon that you could hear the ocean in the shells inside.

Qualthwar: You're old. BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... no, really, dude. Die already, I want my inheritance.

oosyxxx: ... oh never FUKING mind ...

Cat Fuz: I question your ancestor's breeding habits freely and openly. I've never met you, but I bet you stink. Take a bath, you damn hippie! (I know he's not a hippie, but BOY what a humm-dinger of an insult!)

GoAT: Stay away from my girl or I'll shove your head up your ass so far it'll pop out of your mouth and the rest of you will follow and then you'll look normal again ... but DAMN that'd be weird, wouldn't it?

Claw: I don't even know you that well, but from what little I've seen you're as lame as a Vanilla Ice-MC Hammer duet of "Loving You."

Cactus: I've read your name as Cat Fuzz sometimes 'cause it's got similar letters and identical syllables, so that, in itself is just stupid. And no, I'm not diss leck sick or whatever the hell you wanna call it. It's all on you, loser.

Frostblood: Who ever heard of blood that was frosted? You're as stupid as a Sierra executive.

Mr. Cope: I don't even *remember* why I hate you, but I do and that's good enough for me.

Grimm: Aww ... who could hate someone as HOT as she is? =) Still, to be fair, she used to have a dick. What a poseur.

Luquado: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! You're Greek, that just says it all right there... I didn't get an A in Greek Mythology, so all Greeks suck!!! So what if I didn't know that Thor wasn't the son of Hercules? Get some new buildings over there in Greeceland, too, those ruins can't be warm in the winter.

Vendetta: Your avatar makes me wanna eat cranberries. For that, I shall blow you out of the stars...

Chrysaor: I have no idea how to pronounce that stupid name of yours. And what's with the avatar of Jules eating the stupid Big Kahuna Burger? What's that mean, you can eat burgers ... and ... stuff? YOU SUCK!

@kuma: I hate you more than anybody ... well, 'cept GoAT ... and Qual, he's pretty damn hatable ... but you're up there, @ss!!!!

Rabid Wolf: Ooh ooh ... I'm a big bad reviewer ... ooh, I'm gonna give Cleo2525sux a 5.5 'cause I think Sven's a stupid head! I pray to that God I don't believe in every night hoping he'll make you suffer like pigs in hell ... erm ... like *a* pig in hell ... probably easier for you to relate to suffering like a single thing rather than multiple, eh? ... oh nevermind...

Lucifix: The devil's not green, pec muncher.

Balton.de and Nebel: Germans all suck. Not quite as bad as the Greeks, but at least the German's didn't force me to take stupid mythology courses ... doesn't mean you guys suck any less, but ...

Spiritwalker: Kiss my big, black @ss... well, OK, so my ass ain't big and it ain't black ... and frankly I wasn't even talking about my ass, but you get the general idea.

Ulukai: I decided after seeing the first hour of The Patriot that all Brits are evil doers out to ... well, do evil. ... of course, after 2 hours of The Patriot I hated myself for having rented that godawful pile of poop of a movie ...

BangOut: Ooh ooh, I'm a big bad NC forum admin. I'll delete your thread then say you're just like Shambler! What a dumbass.

OK, that's all for now. If you're not on this list you're not one of the lucky ones, I'll brew up more hostility for ya if you post here, you stupid, worthless byproduct of beer goggles.
 

Claw

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Nov 3, 2001
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Originally posted by Sven_ya!
Post here, get abused! =)

Claw: I don't even know you that well, but from what little I've seen you're as lame as a Vanilla Ice-MC Hammer duet of "Loving You."

Is that all you have to offer? Man, you startet out lame, but your jokes became even worse. And just when I thought you couldn't get any lower, you post this to prove me wrong.
What a retarded lamer.
 
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SpiritWalker

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Originally posted by Sven_ya!
Post here, get abused! =)


Spiritwalker: Kiss my big, black @ss... well, OK, so my ass ain't big and it ain't black ... and frankly I wasn't even talking about my ass, but you get the general idea.



actually ... I have no idea how that was supposed to abuse me.. :p

I got better than that from your MOM
 

Frostblood

Strangely compelling...
Mar 18, 2001
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Your flaming skills make Ken Kaniff look like a witty, intelligent man. I was more insulted when I stopped off to post at the 3 year olds section of NC, which I would recommend to you if you were a bit more mature.

;)
 

Rabid Wolf

Piano Man Ghost
Oct 26, 2001
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wow, I almost didn't read far enough to come across mine...
Rabid Wolf: Ooh ooh ... I'm a big bad reviewer
not quite; you're simplifying here. I am big, yes. I have my borderline-bad days, yes. I happen to be reviewing here, yes.

... ooh, I'm gonna give Cleo2525sux a 5.5 'cause I think Sven's a stupid head!
nice that, coming from the guy who gave his own map a user score of...what was it again? 3.5...? no?

I pray to that God I don't believe in every night hoping he'll make you suffer like pigs in hell
I neither worship nor pray to any form of deity. nor do I wish for other life-forms to suffer.

... erm ... like *a* pig in hell ... probably easier for you to relate to suffering like a single thing rather than multiple, eh? ... oh nevermind...
hmm... only possible meaning I can read out of this is you consider us a schizo. that your point? pah! me, myself, and I can only laugh at so skill-lessly executed flaming aimed at us, don't you agree, guys?
yeah!
I second that notion...