I play strictly instagib and the last time I monstered it was probably about 2 weeks ago. I'm no UT deity, so monsters are somewhat of a rare thing. And when I say "rare", I'm talking like "rare" as in the last Saturday night your mom -didn't- call me up at 2am wanting me to come over and place my sac in her mouf. I seriously can't remember. Anyways so my last one was on McSwartzlyII and I had made my way over to the enemy base and on the way up the ramp, I took out two guys coming down the ramp. The announcer greeted me with a "Double Kill". Thank you, kind sir. Then once I reached the top of that ramp and turned right, I gibbed this poor sob who had no idea I was coming, "Multi Kill" is kicking. I decided to chill there at the top of the ramp facing the flag room and see if monster had any love for me. Fortunately from this point of view I can see just about everyone in the flagroom. I saw a guy chilling up at the top where the entrance to the water is so I clicked on him and he blew up like Britney Spears. Hello Ultra Kill. At this point I'm thinking Monster and I have three guys in my line of sight who had recently respawned because I had ruined their worlds just a second ago on the ramp on the way up. Click. M-M-M-M-Monster Kill. The world is mine. I am spreeing like I just won a grocery store contest. Then just for gits and shiggles, I dodged to the right and sent another one packing. Double Monster. Then I got my @ss handed to me by the 3rd guy but it was no biggie at that point.
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