Suggestions for team capture messages

[TK v3]

-- Tony forgot never to look down and fire with a rocket launcher. (Suicide.)
-- Tony hung the Red team out to dry.
-- Tony PWN3D J00R W1MPY A5535.
-- Tony made sure the Red team came, saw and got fragged.
-- The Red team had better remember not to pin hopes on Tony. (Suicide.)
-- Tony forgot how not to die. (Suicide.)
-- One mouse to trail them all, one 'board to shoot them, one Tony to own them and all and in the darkness frag them.
-- Which button's fire again, Tony? (Suicide.)

 

[FineWolf]

[PLAYER] sent the [COLOR] team in their room.

 

[Skillz]

Will there be an update for the UT JailBreak version?

I do not really like UT2k3, have only played the demo of UT2k4 (Don't really like it either). I still play the Original Unreal Tournament, including Monster Hunt and Jail Break.

 

[Nahand]

I think the UT version of UTJB is done... gone GOLD.
Maps will come eventually... but thats it! (and it's not something to throw away either!)

 

[Verbal Assassin]

"Verbal Assassin gave the Red Team a lifetime supply of SPAM!"

"Verbal Assassin swipes the Red Team in one foul swoop"

 

[Assassinalex]

Two more death ideas!

How about:

<yournamehere> Beats the <losing team> Like Red-headed Step-children!
or
<yournamehere> Donates <thelosingteam> to medical science!

 

[TwelveBaud]

While X is at Penn State, the Y Team will be in State Penn.
(Suicide) X thought the Redeemer was a Super Soaker. use other.weapon if you want
(Suicide, X left a small crater) X forgot his parachute as he skydived into the base.
(Suicide) X has an attraction for small, glowy thingies. Like jail bars.
(Suicide) X is the weakest link. Goodbye!