Start a rumor about the poster above you

[Jonathan]

is still very confused by the thread title

^ Still apparently doesn't know how to use the "^" symbol, nor can take jokes.

 

[Sarevok]

z0mg NO j0okes alowed superr seriououus intiernets h33r!!!11
\/ gets rectal exams just for the fun of it^

 

[Zimmy]

^Avatar is really a picture of his wang.

 

[Jonathan]

^Avatar is really a picture of his wang.

^Paid $120,000 for the "Golden Ticket" for Willy Wonka's candy factory, only to find out, it was only the movie prop, and not an actual ticket.

 

[dotnetbeast]

^ real name is Gaylord.

 

[Zarniwoop]

^ Has three testicles.

 

[Kou]

^ is a testiclops

 

[SleepyHe4d]

^ Has an Octapussy.

 

[Stilgar]

^ Breeds sharks with laser beam eyes

 

[Kou]

^ is Testiclés, god of man power

 

[Argus]

^ Would love it if Stilgar really WAS Testiclés, god of man power.

 

[pine]

^ Is actually the Loch Ness monster posting from his underwater cyber-lair

 

[Jonathan]

^ Is actually the Loch Ness monster posting from his underwater cyber-lair

^Actually posts from a boat fleeing Cuba, this is his third time trying, so he gets to post mostly on the way there, not on the way back.

 

[pine]

^ Discovered my secret

 

[Argus]

^ Discovered one of my secrets

 

[Kou]

^ has secrets?

 

[Argus]

^ Doesn't know that I have many secrets. Muahaha.

 

[Jonathan]

^ has secrets?

^Sued the local pet store for false advertising when he realized his Gecko he bought from there didn't talk like the one on the Geico commercials.

 

[LedZep]

^ uses pubes to floss

 

[Jonathan]

^ uses pubes to floss

^Actually enjoys doing so.