I'm very sorry if you happen to smell a little bit of that rotten egg smell around here, but I regret to inform you that QWALTHWAR has passed gas.
Sorry for the smell 'round here...QWALTHWAR passed some gas
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This happens every Tuesday around 11AM. I would advise not going outside until the green clouds have evaporated.
I don’t know who QWALTHWAR is, but if you mean QUALTHWAR, I don’t get gassy. I get stabby.
QWALTHWAR is probably some variation of QWERTY WAR. I might be related to such person, but it can’t be proven since my DNA is invisible in a mirror.
QWALTHWAR is probably some variation of QWERTY WAR. I might be related to such person, but it can’t be proven since my DNA is invisible in a mirror.
Hey! Lay off this guy! I mean literally ... untangle your pubes and stand on the other side of the room already!
Friends let friends throw poop
Awesome!!
BTW, QUALTHWAR and I are friends, so we're just joking around. No need to untie people's "pubes" etc.!!
Awesome!!
BTW, QUALTHWAR and I are friends, so we're just joking around. No need to untie people's "pubes" etc.!!
How to throw poo - The Way of Monkey
Bunnys usually do other naughty things besides throw poo, but if you insist, this is The Way of the Monkey:
1. Find nearest friend...like QUALTHWAR, for example
2. Allow him to follow you to the nearest poo, preferably canine poo. However, if this is not available allow your friend to lead you to his nearest poo.
3. Command your friend to pick up his poo and throw it at nearest poo target.
4. If step #3 does not work, inform friend that you will give him one more chance to comply.
5. If step #4 does not work, pick up nearest coffe cup.
6. Scoop poo into it.
7. Throw at friend.
8. Repeat steps 3 through 7.
9. Enjoy.
Bunnys usually do other naughty things besides throw poo, but if you insist, this is The Way of the Monkey:
1. Find nearest friend...like QUALTHWAR, for example
2. Allow him to follow you to the nearest poo, preferably canine poo. However, if this is not available allow your friend to lead you to his nearest poo.
3. Command your friend to pick up his poo and throw it at nearest poo target.
4. If step #3 does not work, inform friend that you will give him one more chance to comply.
5. If step #4 does not work, pick up nearest coffe cup.
6. Scoop poo into it.
7. Throw at friend.
8. Repeat steps 3 through 7.
9. Enjoy.