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Sorry for the smell 'round here...QWALTHWAR passed some gas

Discussion in 'Other Stuff' started by MONKEY BOY, Nov 3, 2009.

  1. MONKEY BOY

    MONKEY BOY Don't make me get out of this chair

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    I'm very sorry if you happen to smell a little bit of that rotten egg smell around here, but I regret to inform you that QWALTHWAR has passed gas.
     
  2. The Purple Bunny

    The Purple Bunny Super Mario Breakdance!

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    This happens every Tuesday around 11AM. I would advise not going outside until the green clouds have evaporated.
     
  3. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    I don’t know who QWALTHWAR is, but if you mean QUALTHWAR, I don’t get gassy. I get stabby.

    QWALTHWAR is probably some variation of QWERTY WAR. I might be related to such person, but it can’t be proven since my DNA is invisible in a mirror.
     
  4. TurdDrive

    TurdDrive sam k

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    Mokey Boy Likes To throw Poop.
     
  5. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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  6. oosyxxx

    oosyxxx teh3vilspa7ula

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    Aw, dude, when the poo gets flyin' then there ain't no denyin'! :tup:
     
  7. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    [​IMG]
     
  8. oosyxxx

    oosyxxx teh3vilspa7ula

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    Hey! Lay off this guy! I mean literally ... untangle your pubes and stand on the other side of the room already!
     
  9. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    he's my friend
     
  10. MONKEY BOY

    MONKEY BOY Don't make me get out of this chair

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    I'm a mapper

    Then why do you allow me to map when I'm drunk?
     
  11. TurdDrive

    TurdDrive sam k

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    cause you aint his friend

    bwahahahahaha
     
  12. MONKEY BOY

    MONKEY BOY Don't make me get out of this chair

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    Who stole my awesome milk?!
     
  13. TurdDrive

    TurdDrive sam k

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    I drunk it.
     
  14. MONKEY BOY

    MONKEY BOY Don't make me get out of this chair

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    Friends let friends throw poop

    Awesome!!

    BTW, QUALTHWAR and I are friends, so we're just joking around. No need to untie people's "pubes" etc.!!
     
  15. The Purple Bunny

    The Purple Bunny Super Mario Breakdance!

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    I would like to learn how to throw monkey poo.
     
  16. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!!
     
  17. MONKEY BOY

    MONKEY BOY Don't make me get out of this chair

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    How to throw poo - The Way of Monkey

    Bunnys usually do other naughty things besides throw poo, but if you insist, this is The Way of the Monkey:

    1. Find nearest friend...like QUALTHWAR, for example
    2. Allow him to follow you to the nearest poo, preferably canine poo. However, if this is not available allow your friend to lead you to his nearest poo.
    3. Command your friend to pick up his poo and throw it at nearest poo target.
    4. If step #3 does not work, inform friend that you will give him one more chance to comply.
    5. If step #4 does not work, pick up nearest coffe cup.
    6. Scoop poo into it.
    7. Throw at friend.
    8. Repeat steps 3 through 7.
    9. Enjoy.
     
  18. The Purple Bunny

    The Purple Bunny Super Mario Breakdance!

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    What if I throw poo at more poo?
     
  19. MONKEY BOY

    MONKEY BOY Don't make me get out of this chair

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    As long as it's not flammable, you'll be fine.
     
  20. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    do monekys throw flaming bags of poo?
     

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