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Something hi!lar!ious just happened...

Discussion in 'Original Unreal Tournament' started by NeoNite, Aug 9, 2003.

  1. NeoNite

    NeoNite Eternal sunshine

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    Oh man, I have to say... it was both sad and hilarious.

    So here goes :)

    I decide to go play some coop. Anyway, I don't feel like playing akcoop now, so I jump on the wes server. [CSHP]Wes15. I'm sure Wes is an ok fellow, but if only he knew how many idiots/noobs (I stress again: noobs)
    play on his server :) incredible.

    So I enter the game, it's the level the trench.
    I start shooting the megatitan.
    One person joins, he's friendly and says hello. I greet him. Cool, no problem so far.
    10 seconds later two morons (yes they were trust me) joined.
    This one moron called crazy you(something like that) and the other widowmaker[lsk] start spamming words, shooting players (me cause I was shooting the mt and they didn't like that?)

    So no matter what I kill the megatitan, pick up ammo and start shoot the other megatitan.
    Then one of the two morons shoots me with flak secondary and I drop to the lower level.
    Apparently they think "LOL HE SI TEH GONER TEH TITANS WILL KILL TEH LOSER"

    Nope :D
    I killed all titans with ease (two megatitans and two regular). This was on hard skill.
    They didn't like that? Apparently one of the morons placed a "kick vote" against me :D
    Lol!!!!!!!

    Then I walked up to the ship (the kick votes keep going on) and I wait before I open the big door (with 30 skaarj ready to attack)
    Instead of foolishly opening it, I let rockets seek their target and fire against the hull of the ship (works).

    So one gets pissed off and says: "open the ****ing door"
    Very funny :O) my reply was: I don't take orders.

    Not from aggressive people anyway :)

    Then when it's time I open the big door, the skaarj come out, I kill half of them and get fragged.
    Before I can respawn, I'm kicked from the server :lol:

    So basically (it has prolly happened to you too) I was kicked from the server cause I was playing very well. Come to think off it, I was the best player there and they couldn't stand that. They couldn't stand that the titans didn't finish me off. They couldn't stand someone actually knowing the game better than they do etc. And I dare say I know most of unreal by heart now.

    It's so sad isn't it? Yet, also so hilarious!!!!!!!!!! :lol:
    I was lmao when I couldn't reconnect. No big deal really :O)
    Why would I want to play along cry babies anyway eh =O)

    Then I jumped on the akcoop server and you know what?
    I had a good time :O) Akcoop is much harder than coopgame2 sure, but at least it attracks less lamers. Cause the pressure might be a little too much for the poor things.

    edit: mixed up some names.

    Rant over, I just had to share this =O)

    heh.
     
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  2. NeoNite

    NeoNite Eternal sunshine

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    Don't get me wrong: it was kind of really sad course.
    I'm not crazy that I think this is real funny.
    But it was in a way I guess...

    08/09/2003 (*~Crazy-YOU~*) hi all
    08/09/2003 (*~Crazy-YOU~*) Roger that
    08/09/2003 (*~Crazy-YOU~*) max
    08/09/2003 (*~Crazy-YOU~*) server restarted?
    08/09/2003 (*~Crazy-YOU~*) server restarted?
    08/09/2003 (*~Crazy-YOU~*) max
    08/09/2003 MORTEM neznau
    08/09/2003 You got the Flak Cannon
    08/09/2003 You picked up 12 Eightballs
    08/09/2003 You got the Flak Cannon
    08/09/2003 Translator Message
    08/09/2003 You got the Eightball gun
    08/09/2003 You got the Minigun.
    08/09/2003 You got the GES BioRifle
    08/09/2003 (*~Crazy-YOU~*) Roger that
    08/09/2003 You got the ASMD
    08/09/2003 You got the GES BioRifle
    08/09/2003 You got the Minigun.
    08/09/2003 You got the Minigun.
    08/09/2003 You got the Minigun.
    08/09/2003 (*~Crazy-YOU~*) hey man
    08/09/2003 You got the Minigun.
    08/09/2003 You got the Minigun.
    08/09/2003 (*~Crazy-YOU~*) LSK
    08/09/2003 You got the Minigun.
    08/09/2003 You got the Minigun.
    08/09/2003 (*~Crazy-YOU~*) want kick :D
    08/09/2003 You got the ASMD
    08/09/2003 You got the GES BioRifle
    08/09/2003 You got the Minigun.
    08/09/2003 You got the Eightball gun
    08/09/2003 You got the Eightball gun
    08/09/2003 You got the Eightball gun
    08/09/2003 You got the Eightball gun
    08/09/2003 You got the GES BioRifle
    08/09/2003 (*~Crazy-YOU~*) LSK
    08/09/2003 You got the Rifle
    08/09/2003 You got the Rifle
    08/09/2003 You got the Rifle
    08/09/2003 (*~Crazy-YOU~*) want kick?
    08/09/2003 You got the Rifle
    08/09/2003 You got the Rifle
    08/09/2003 You got the Rifle
    08/09/2003 You got the Rifle
    08/09/2003 You got the Rifle
    08/09/2003 You got the Rifle
    08/09/2003 You got the Rifle
    08/09/2003 You got the Rifle
    08/09/2003 You got the Minigun.
    08/09/2003 You got the Eightball gun
    08/09/2003 You got the RazorJack
    08/09/2003 You got the Flak Cannon
    08/09/2003 (*~Crazy-YOU~*) davai tovo kick
    08/09/2003 (*~Crazy-YOU~*) davai tovo kick
    08/09/2003 You got the Flak Cannon
    08/09/2003 You got the RazorJack
    08/09/2003 A Kick Vote has been placed against neonite
    08/09/2003 (*~Crazy-YOU~*) davai tovo kick
    08/09/2003 You got the RazorJack
    08/09/2003 You got the Flak Cannon
    08/09/2003 You got the Eightball gun
    08/09/2003 You got the Flak Cannon
    08/09/2003 MORTEM lsk
    08/09/2003 You got the RazorJack
    08/09/2003 You got the RazorJack
    08/09/2003 (*~Crazy-YOU~*) ne
    08/09/2003 You got the Flak Cannon
    08/09/2003 You got the RazorJack
    08/09/2003 You got the RazorJack
    08/09/2003 (*~Crazy-YOU~*) neonite
    08/09/2003 You got the RazorJack
    08/09/2003 You got the Flak Cannon
    08/09/2003 You got the RazorJack
    08/09/2003 You got the RazorJack
    08/09/2003 MORTEM davai
    08/09/2003 (*~Crazy-YOU~*) ya uje
    08/09/2003 You got the RazorJack
    08/09/2003 You got the RazorJack
    08/09/2003 You got the Flak Cannon
    08/09/2003 Translator Message
    08/09/2003 A Kick Vote has been placed against neonite
    08/09/2003 You got the Rifle
    08/09/2003 You got the Rifle
    08/09/2003 You got the Rifle
    08/09/2003 You got the Rifle
    08/09/2003 WÏÐÕWMÄKER{LSK} was killed by a Titan
    08/09/2003 You got the Rifle
    08/09/2003 (*~Crazy-YOU~*) Roger that
    08/09/2003 You got the Rifle
    08/09/2003 You got the GES BioRifle
    08/09/2003 You got the Flak Cannon
    08/09/2003 You got the Flak Cannon
    08/09/2003 (*~Crazy-YOU~*) Roger that
    08/09/2003 (*~Crazy-YOU~*) Roger that
    08/09/2003 (*~Crazy-YOU~*) haha
    08/09/2003 (*~Crazy-YOU~*) marojinae
    08/09/2003 neonite haha
    08/09/2003 neonite three i none
    (*~Crazy-YOU~*) marojinae
    neonite three titans down for me
    (*~Crazy-YOU~*) marojinae
    (*~Crazy-YOU~*) marojinae
    You got the Eightball gun
    You got the ASMD
    You got the Minigun.
    Press F2 to activate the Translator
    MORTEM was incinerated by a Gasbag
    (*~Crazy-YOU~*) LSK
    (*~Crazy-YOU~*) kick neonite
    (*~Crazy-YOU~*) kick neonite
    MORTEM left the game.
    (*~Crazy-YOU~*) kick neonite
    MORTEM entered the game.
    (*~Crazy-YOU~*) LSK
    neonite you're scared of me?
    (*~Crazy-YOU~*) nah
    (*~Crazy-YOU~*) i think u suck
    (*~Crazy-YOU~*) left the game.
    lol entered the game.
    A Kick Vote has been placed against neonite
    lol davai ego
    neonite jealousy is a bitch
    Skaarj_Rebel_Officer entered the game.
    MORTEMlol left the game.
    MORTEMlol entered the game.
    A Kick Vote has been placed against neonite
    WÏÐÕWMÄKER{LSK} open the ****in door
    neonite I don't take orders
    WÏÐÕWMÄKER{LSK} sorry i didn't say bitch
    MORTEM left the game.
    MORTEM entered the game.
    neonite was killed by a SkaarjLord
    You got the GES BioRifle
    You got the Minigun.
    You got the Minigun.
    You got the Minigun.
    You got the Minigun.
    You got the Minigun.
    A Kick Vote has been placed against neonite
    neonite has been kicked.

    *** From chat logger ***

    Really sad -_- Now that I think off it, one of them is an aliaser who I might also have pissed off in the past by killing the megatitans in the trench... sigh.

    Yes I suck at this game... I really do...:rolleyes:
     

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  3. Zur

    Zur surrealistic mad cow

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    Why do I get the impression that these two guys are Jawas (straight out of Star Wars) ?
     
  4. NeoNite

    NeoNite Eternal sunshine

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    Heh maybe.
    Although if jawas are those small caped creatures which kidnap robots...
    Even jawas are intelligent. So.. I don't think those two idiots were...
    more the intelligence of a banta...who's lobotomised.
     
  5. Swift Viper

    Swift Viper Long live Xmas Xan Mark III(By Hyrulian)

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    I feel your pain, plus my own stories

    I used to play on that server alot (had a hard time finding any others) and yes, there are WAY TOO MANY trolls/lamers on the server.

    The last time I was on, the map was trench and there was this one guy (forgot his name) who killed some titans and told me not to kill anyone and I ask why, he said because of his score. I said how high score won't matter and how it gets reset next level anyway, said that I came to kill and have fun, not watch him and other stuff. When the skaarj army came out, I started shooting anyway, I'm not taking those orders from someone like that who wants to go for a high score. He left the next level.

    I got a lot of other stories too. Another one was when I was playing with others and some guy name Player10 (or some numbers after player) said I should download some skin. I told him I would download it later and he got mad and said I'm no fun or something. I said things like I can play however I want, I like this skin (Xan Mark II), skins don't matter that much and other stuff. He started saying things like "don't you get tired of the same old things like family, that is what I through (Sp?)", I was upset about that, for using family. Then he start saying things like "Go play Quake 2" and other stuff I forgot. In the end he called me simple minded and the other people agree that he was wrong and the next level he finally left. At that point, I realize talking to him was a waste of time and I actually see him as being the simple minded one and said to the other players what would he do if another server he played on did not have that skin, tell the admin to download it and get into a losing battle? This happen awhile back.

    Then there is all the spammers (MAXTIIN), flammers, pushers, speed runners and more, the reason why I don't play on the server anymore. Come to think of it, that post was a bit long :eek: . I can understand how you feel about them kinds of people.
     
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  6. NeoNite

    NeoNite Eternal sunshine

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    Sounds familiar all those things in your post. Well aside from someone forcing me to use a skin. I always use custom stuff so...

    Maxtinni is a loser. Just one of many. I guess he doesn't like me cause I killed the monsters before "mister so called 1337" could.

    There are better servers though. One will be back hopefully next week.
    I'll pm ya the name(s)

    Also look for Nostalgia. Generally not too many lamers on that server.
    Had fun yesterday playing there. And the week before that etc


    Btw: Score is nice. I enjoy having a high score sometimes. But I find teamwork to be A LOT more important.
    No such thing like that on wes.. it's like FFA coop.

    And the Crazy-you=you-clesz.

    THey're probably not good players anyway. I wonder how long they'd last in Xidia...
     
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  7. NeoNite

    NeoNite Eternal sunshine

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    Just to make this thread a little less sad :D
    Here's something I tried last night in Napali Haven.
    You'll need Akcoop though.
    Check the mod section.
    It's designed for Unreal, but it works in Ut oldskool though.

    Anyway, I created a small arena. The idea was to let three Rebelskaarj fight countless of krall and skaarj :D
    I've set the rebelskaarj health to 500000 (iirc) so they couldn't possibly be killed :D
    They've killed krall, krallelite, stupid pupae (and a nester) etc...
    fun to watch.

    All I need to know now is how to make steelbarrels and steelboxes solid
    -_- otherwise it worked fine.

    Pic 1: The arena before the game begun.
    Pic 2: Rebelskaarj showing off during the game.
    Pic 3: The aftermath.
     

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    ravenus The Heretic

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    Sounds like fun
     
  9. NeoNite

    NeoNite Eternal sunshine

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    Sure is :cool:
    Not to mention krall tennis =-)
    change the mass of the krall, use asmd and voila :)
     
  10. Lynxx

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    lol

    btw what do you mean by make them solid?
     
  11. NeoNite

    NeoNite Eternal sunshine

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    Well maybe I'm just rambling again :) but what I mean is make it so when you shoot them, they don't move.
    Be it steelboxes, woodenbarrels.. whatever.

    I know I've seen indesructable woodenbarrels before. You couldn't possible move/"kill" them.
     
  12. Lynxx

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    simple :D

    admin set object bmovable false

    that's how I can get titan arenas way the heck up over spire village. (you gotta give them tables a lil health too of course) have fun ! !
     
  13. Lynxx

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    [pimpage]btw have you seen a shot of one Neo?[/spam]

    these take a hella long damn time to do and people either love it or hate it... there really seems to be no in between. anyway, the object is the last one still up there with the titan winz teh contset. take my word you will get a lil cocky and make a mistake.
     

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    NeoNite Eternal sunshine

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    Lol nice pic :D
    Which fireeffect is that on the table? I like 55 for the shieldbelt, looks good -_-
    Thanks for letting me now how to make objects ehm.. "solid" heh.

    Table towers can be a lot of fun. This server I was on a couple of weeks ago had two towers in Spirevillage. Maybe a couple of thousand tables.

    Eventually the server crashed :D

    Titan arena... you know, even a megatitan looks small in spirevillage 0_0
     
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    hm.. I can't remember the effect atm. usually I just cycle through a few to see what suits me at the time. 1a? 1pb? 26 maybe? dunno, only guessing. oh yeah you want to see something really cool, summon an urn and increase drawscale to set it on the ground and then go through a few effects. it really is teh siht especially with f-e54 imo.

    that's a lot of tables. one time we had so many tables that we couldn't summon any more of them (in SV). Thrasher's log must have been a mile long.
     
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    NeoNite Eternal sunshine

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    Ok I'll the urn thing :)
    Huge logs? been there before. Had one the size of 400 mb once. Just incredible. 400 mb :eek:
    Mostly after playing akcoop I have these huge logs...

    Anyway, now I don't know if this is possible.. but I wonder if you can summon the cars you see in the ut intro?

    Apparently in decoration car01-03 are listed. And also wreck01-02. (ut_decoration)
    I've tried summoning them, but it won't work.
    They're in botpack.u I guess.
    Take a look.

    It is possible btw to summon the introdude (the one you see at the end of the intro flyby) but not the boss. odd.
     
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    the U editors :notworthy are the devil's work.
     
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    NeoNite Eternal sunshine

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    It seems that [CSHP]wes15 keeps attracting lamers :O)

    Two days ago I was playing there. Level: DkSpirevillage
    Nice level, always loved Spirevillage.

    After I've killed some of the titans, someone called
    Und@un7ed_+{-NTF-}+
    joins the server.

    Nothing wrong yet. He just collect some weapons and joins in the fight against the megatitan.

    Then he says:

    Und@un7ed_+{-NTF-}+ : on the next level we gotta stick together

    So I'm like "yeah sure".. but for some reason i'm suspicious. Can't help it.

    Three other people join before the level ends.

    Next level loads.
    Then I see someone aiming at me with the asmd (trying to push me off the ledge)
    Guess who? Yep: Und@un7ed_+{-NTF-}+

    I'm smart enough to back up against the wall and let the lamer go ahead.
    He manages to shoot two people off the ledge, they disconnect and don't return.
    The other also got shot in the lava (from the bridge) by Und@un7ed_+{-NTF-}+
    So then it's just me and him.

    I do my best trying to avoid him and succeed :D I know the sunspire inside out.
    And what's even better, I manage to switch the level to skycaves when he dies. He has no chance to reconnect so he's lost all weapons/inventory

    :D

    In skycaves he can't push me off the ledge with the dp
    :D
    Obviously trying to regain his lost weapons, he reconnects...
    Nope; Still good old plain dispersion pistol!

    :D

    Finally, halfway he gets bored and leaves :D

    Just one of the many lamers you see...
    But I don't let them get to me. Not at all. Most of the times I don't say a word. Best thing to do really.
    Eventually, in most cases, they get bored and leave
    :O)

    I only play on wes if my favourite server is down. And I'm not letting myself being chased off by llamas. That's a fact :O)
     
  19. Swift Viper

    Swift Viper Long live Xmas Xan Mark III(By Hyrulian)

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    I wish I knew how to own lamers like that, really sonuds like he got owned :lol: when you went to sky caves as he dead, good thing I did not know about changing his name to yours and getting your weapons. Don't know if it would be "right" or not, but I would have shot him off if he tryed to do that to me. The only way he could push you off with DP is if you walked away from your computer, you were close to the eage and he shot at you for awhile. BTW, what is your favourite server, is it fun and (mostly) lamer-free?

    Wes went from 12 to 15? Another thing I don't understand is the DK verisons of the maps, they are not even on UTCMS :eek: ! Edit: It is possible to put the maps on the site without them being downloadable (like the stuff that comes with the game) if they don't want them getting all the Unreal maps without actually buying the game.
     
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    NeoNite Eternal sunshine

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    Huh yeah the name changing thing.
    Well whatever. I don't reconnect, if I die I start all over.
    If someone aliases as me, what can I do about it?
    Most people who know me will know though.

    You can't simulate someone's methods of playing the game. imho you can't.

    I stay away from ledges and I'm the last one to cross them ;) I never shoot anyone. You want to do that, go play dm-ctf-as-dom whatever.

    Well, you can't download the retail unreal levels (which makes sense).
    The DK ones are slightly (yep) modified and you can download them from http://www.myunreal.com/bbs

    Favourite server is 3's monsterhunt.
    Custom maps, good admin, almost lamer free.. yep. Good server.
    Then there's also "frantic's and x-tra's" server. Also a good server. Runs excessive and mcoop now.

    If I play on wes, it's cause I feel like playing plain, old regular coop on the same, old levels.
    Wes never seems to change anything about the game.
    It's always the same :-B
     

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