/me runs off to the bathroom and locks the door, only to emerge 2 hours later with a happy look on his face
You so seksi Y5
You so seksi Y5
Some guy sent me nude pix of himself
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$hit, that's some funny stuff. I like BBA's idea of sending the poor guy a link to this thread.
And FINALLY I get to see some of Y5's m0nkey p0rn.
And FINALLY I get to see some of Y5's m0nkey p0rn.
Am I the only one to notice that he shaves his body? He really should wax. It wouldn't show as much.
Originally posted by Sapphire Nights
I was on a game server Friday talking to my girl friend. She had lost my email addy so I gave it to her right there in the game.
Her guy friend saw my addy to. And later sent me six nude pix of himself.
So you were talking to a girl friend, and this is her guy friend. Did you send her copies of the pic's too? Or has she seen them already. I dunno, you guys are laughing here, but I bet all the girls who see this want to plant their lips on his belly and blow really hard and make a LBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLTTTT kinda sound and watch it jiggle a bit
And btw: nekkid pictures of Morety would simply ruin any lady for any other guy. Can't improve on perfection boys.
Originally posted by DeeperShade
/me runs off to the bathroom and locks the door, only to emerge 2 hours later with a happy look on his face
You so seksi Y5
Damn DS, you waste an awful lot of time. It only took me 5 minutes!
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ya know it looks like he took those pix in his office at work or something. Or did someone mention that already, it's always tough catching up on long goshenized threads
And why is he totally nekkid in that first pic except for his socks? I bet he has athlete's feet, corns, and/or toe cheese big time. Now that's a turn-on!
Originally posted by I_B_Bangin'
Damn DS, you waste an awful lot of time. It only took me 5 minutes!
Its because I have a bigger schlong than you
I know.. thats why I stopped trying
F*ck those are funny pics the socks just make those the worst pics that have ever graced my computer. But they were still funny as hell
/me goes and make his own "special" pics
so I can see how many goshen heads mine is
/me goes and make his own "special" pics
so I can see how many goshen heads mine is
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<LordKhaine> admit it proph, after seeing sapphires thread in the forums, you instantly doned a female nick in UT and started to give out your e-mail ad
<LordKhaine> admit it proph, after seeing sapphires thread in the forums, you instantly doned a female nick in UT and started to give out your e-mail ad
I alwasy thought Sapphire Nights was a gender neutral name. But since I get bizzare emails from time to time I wonder.
I always thought it was a female nick till i saw your desktop image in a thread aaaaaages ago (some artwork type thing that had some female nudity in it ), then I presumed you would be male. Now I know otherwise, heh.
), then I presumed you would be male. Now I know otherwise, heh.
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