Random (Meatloaf Physics)

[Fallen Angel]

*cries*

 

[Psycho_Leech]

That seems highly unlikely. How would the meatloaf maintain structural integrity when subjected to such force?

By using a rotary launching arm, it would slowly build up speed, constantly spinning around, until it got to launching speed, and then the meatloaf could be released, sending it flying. Of course, you'd need some sort of sensor to determine the angle of the launching arm, so it can launch at just the right angle. Otherwise you'd probably send meatloaf directly into the ground a few times. Not a good idea.

 

[Dragon6]

How dare you evil fools lower the priority of my ever so popular thread that has been renamed a million times? Dragon6, join forces with me, as we can perform Mega Giant Death Flameroonie Blast to eradicate these ignorant misfits for destroying the integrity of my almighty thread.

FOOLS BEGONE!

But.... BUT!!!! >>..<<...>>...

BOLOGNA!!!!!

*gnaws on a chair*

 

[Smoke39]

By using a rotary launching arm, it would slowly build up speed, constantly spinning around, until it got to launching speed, and then the meatloaf could be released, sending it flying. Of course, you'd need some sort of sensor to determine the angle of the launching arm, so it can launch at just the right angle. Otherwise you'd probably send meatloaf directly into the ground a few times. Not a good idea.

But what about air resistence? If launched at a high velocity the meatloaf would fall appart due to the force of the air it was colliding with.

D6: Quit wreckin' m' furniture! >:O

 

[Psycho_Leech]

What if the meatloaf was pointy?

 

[Smoke39]

Irrelevant.

 

[Fallen Angel]

I disagree with the 'falling apart'ness - I think it would just combust to create 'la ubor meatloaf of flaming death'. I rest my case

 

[Smoke39]

And just what would cause this combustion?

 

[Dragon6]

Spontneousness... Duh

Geeze smoke, don't you know you can always blame spontaneouse combustion?

 

[Fallen Angel]

I was thinking along the lines of; the gremlins that live inside meatloaf, setting in fire for ****s n giggles... but fair enough. *shrugs*

 

[Trentdaddy]

Maybe it will stay stable after you let the meat loaf become stale, but that be a waste of good hum...beef.

 

[Psycho_Leech]

Except how can you control the catching on fire of the meatloaf? It would certainly catch fire if dropped from a space station, but it would burn up in the atmosphere, rendering such an idea pointless.