Pwned

[Cold Killer]

http://discussions.playnet.com/viewtopic.php?t=73927

Read the whole thing. I almost died laughing.

 

[Freon]

Hmm, must be the wrong link, all I saw was a stupid dude trying to deal with a virus. Nothing to die for

 

[Hadmar]

Does your virus software have a scanner?

Badly worded -> No, my antivirus software dosn't have a scanner. It just pops up and tells me to be cautios every three minutes.

 

[w00p]

I think the "funny" part is where he formatted instead of using a backup of a few days ago.
...
I think

edit:
No, wait, probably the fact that he unzipped and immediately tried out the file, and the other guy feels bad about it...
Whatever, comes down to this: CK finds it funny, and the rest of the world doesn't.

 

[Cold Killer]

Well, he then reset his computer for the coup de grace.

Anyways, those two guys on the first page sure found it funny...

Dont mean to be sarcastic, but this was just too funny...

<Sitting, squirming, contorted look on face, tying not to ROFL>

Ummmm....<snicker>...ahhhhh...<muffled chortle>

Dude...<snicker>...scottman????...You still there....<Bwaawawawawawawawawawawawwawawawawawawawawawhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah>

Whooo, couldn't hold that in anymore...

I...<chuckle>...hope...your system is....Ok

<leaves to laugh more humanely out of the room>

 

[TheShiningWizard]

Thank you for proving that you aren't the only person in the world who found it funny. We really needed the validation.

 

[Cold Killer]

Whatever, comes down to this: CK finds it funny, and the rest of the world doesn't.

Am I to understand that that was obvious sarcasm?

 

[TheShiningWizard]

Why do you need it clarified if it was "obvious"?

 

[Cold Killer]

Because apparently I can't pick this stuff up. My people skills suck or something, or I'm an idiot, or both.

 

[ecale3]

haha, you got the kenya vid in your sig eh CK. Now, that video is funny.

 

[w00p]

no, really, interpret what you want, but it was meant quite litterrally...

Anyway, just tell us what exactly you found funny.

 

[Cold Killer]

If it was meant literally, it was disproved by my two quotes.

It's a timeline of what happened with this guy from the moment he got the e-mail. First he asks what it is, and then, to the prompting of ONE PERSON who later RETRACTS his statement, he proceeds to unzip it, then double-click on it, and then restart his computer, all the while everyone is screaming at him not to do said things. It's ****ing hilarious, and I'm not the only one to think so. Are you guys just being super critical of it because I'm the one who posted it?

 

[w00p]

There are 2 more people who find it funny on that forum...
So you're not alone in the universe!

 

[Derelan]

He mentioned you shouldn't reset your computer because of a program called HDKP that physically damages the hard disk upon reboot within 2 seconds of OS start. Thats a real virus.

Also, there isn't one antivirus i've ever used (Norton, AVG, Mcoffee or whatever) that can detect UPX compressed executeables. Someone should really do something about that.