Pimpwar IV

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The Dopefish

Eat your veggies!
Apr 17, 2000
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Springfield, MA, USA
Apparently he said he just wanted to "f*ck around". He didn't know how Pimpwar works, and it pissed me off that he would actually do that.

Well, today I get my revenge. Mwahahaha! :D
 

kamikaze9

New Member
Apr 29, 2000
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Yea, I just started playing seriously tonite, and I did pretty well. Definently made some newbie mistakes though :(

First, I made a lot of crack and decided to sell it. Shortly after my h0's happiness plummeted. I figured they needed more money so I jacked their payout to 60%!!! They weren't getting any happier, and they started leaving. I then decided to read the tutorial and realized that I needed crack too (at this point I had about 3 rocks and no turns left :(, and had lost a shitload of money that I was giving to my h0's to no avail :(:()

My stats:
Sir_Pimpness (#8183)
Ranked 447 (Nat'l: 7706)
Yo pimp ass is worth $179,529
Not bad for one night's work :)

Now get me into your damn alliance!! :D
 

Boom

Rumpshaking Moderator
Mar 28, 2000
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Visit site
I'm in the alliance.

aaaand...

I was in the top 20 in seattle when I logged off tonight. :D
 

8-4-7-2

New Member
Mar 6, 2000
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Germany
How about this:
Our wannabe-leader Dopefish bought 100 - in words ONE HUNDRED - medkits. You only need 4 or 5, for the other n00bs.

Shaitan in #planetunreal:
"People who buy 100 meds shouldn't lead, they should be shot"

;)
 

Orkin Man

New Member
Jul 31, 2000
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That's not as bad as something I saw alst round though. This Sir Weasel or something like that guy ended the game with 51,000 medicine. Don't ask me, he said it as a joke or something quite senseless if you ask me, I went all of last month on 3 medicine. And kamikaze, rubbers are what you need. Be sure to have as many crackrocks as you do whores at all times, but buy rubbers by the thousands, I'm up to 64,000 and 3% payout already this game.
 

Morety

The Farterator
Feb 23, 2000
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Toronto
www.legionoflions.com
Wow, I can reply! Damn mySQL #@#$@#!

I was at 35 when I logged off this am. I'm trying to get on now, but it's slow as hell and I'm not liking it :/

Anyhoo, m0-t is my name again. I *think* my number is 6906 this time.

I'll seek out and send a message for an invite.
 

Morety

The Farterator
Feb 23, 2000
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Toronto
www.legionoflions.com
I was just finishing my turns and was ranked 10th, when I got raped by the forgotten0_ones alliance. :/

They had 3 attacks on my killing my 289 thugs off :(

Ah well, I still got me a buncha h0's to make up for it. Watch this alliance, they're full.
 

Jadestar

flu3nt!
Feb 22, 2000
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West Linn, Oregon
www.spriteshack.com
I'm so sorry about that, Dope.. I had an itch to attack, I just started out.. I didn't know how it worked, I figured you'd just kill me, and we'd laugh about it..

I didn't know the game was taken so seriously. I made a mistake. Now I know better.. forgive and forget, bud? :)
 

OshadowO

Irregular
Feb 10, 2000
4,775
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CA
WooOT I'm in finally:D Gimme a few days to get cozy with this game and then I'll try and find you guys..btw does it matter if I'm in a different city ie I'm in new york can i still join the alliance?
 

8-4-7-2

New Member
Mar 6, 2000
6,962
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Germany
You? I was pretty sure it was Shaitan :confused:
Well, you can have the quote :)

OshadowO:
Get your pimp ass to Seattle ASAP! Don't scout too mucg, get a lowrider and some cash. Then click on "pimp travel". You need to be in the same city.
 

8-4-7-2

New Member
Mar 6, 2000
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3/05 6:22 AM fag (#166) invaded your house. 15 of your thugs were killed. You killed 4 of the attackers fag stole $46046 from you.
3/05 6:22 AM fag (#166) invaded your house. 15 of your thugs were killed. You killed 4 of the attackers


fag (#166): 501 whores, 115 thugs, 0 low-riders,
and lives in Seattle.
fag is worth $1,097,000.
Local rank: 3, Nat'l: 13

fag last played Mon, March 5, at 7:02am.

fag is a member of the alliance: Forgotteno_Ones



Someone nuke him! Maybe I will also do it myself. And no I don't know where I have 46000 $ from. I didn't miss any cash :confused:
 

OshadowO

Irregular
Feb 10, 2000
4,775
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CA
Umm ok I searched for the alliance (finally in seattle BTW) nothign turned up so err ahhh how do I get in?
BTW playing as OshadowO #14653
 

kamikaze9

New Member
Apr 29, 2000
1,704
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Originally posted by Morety
I already posted that I was raped by the forgotten0_ones.

They're after us all. They started a war.
Invite me into the alliance! I have a good number of AK'ed thugs with some lowriders... if it's war they want it's war they shall get!!!
 

Morety

The Farterator
Feb 23, 2000
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Toronto
www.legionoflions.com
Move into Seattle, make sure your number's posted.

Send me a message, #6706 m0-t, with your player name and number. I'll send it to the alliance founder on your behalf. You can only get into the alliance if you're invited by the founder.

I'm going to kill the forgotten0_ones for sure. I've got some thugs again, now to get the AK's to go with them.