Pimpwar 3

[Kilham]

Arrrgh no!!!
I've passed it back, the temptation to kick LK might just be too much and i'm getting attacked more as well. I'm still a bit short of AK's, but i don't mind making a few suicide runs against the GOATs.

2/26 2:01 PM sminchiato (#4889) invaded your house. 537 of your thugs were killed. You killed 160 of the attackers
2/26 2:00 PM FLYGUY (#72) invaded your house. 0 of your thugs were killed. You killed 1 of the attackers

Also had a request from pimp #17406 to join, but it's probably a bit late for this game. Next time tho we need as many as possible in the alliance at the start.

 

[Morety]

Well, he has sold some AK's after my attack and is back up to just over 3000 thugs again. I was hoping he'd send me a message about the "small pecker" note I left him

 

[DeeperShade]

Ranked 112 (Nat'l: 1682)
Yo pimp ass is worth $6,076,246

Whores: 1,566 Thugs: 3,664
Condoms: 597,297 Weapons: 6,983
Crack: 4,276 Beer: 8,126
Medicine: 5 Low-riders: 0
Pistols: 5,274 Shotguns: 0
Tek-9's: 0 AK-47's: 1,709


Give me someone to hit

Wanna do a suicide

 

[Morety]

read the previous page and you'll know who to hit

 

[Morety]

La la la, another GOAT

Your 100 alliance thugs joined your posse.
astrojunkie was joined by 2500 alliance thugs.
Equipping your 1330 thugs with weapons..
You equipped 1146 AK-47s.
You equipped 184 Pistols.

Equipping astrojunkie's 3300 thugs with weapons..
astrojunkie equipped 3300 AK-47s.

Your thugs fired 34564 bullets and 2766 of the bullets hit their targets.
astrojunkie's thugs shot 99000 bullets and 8120 of the bullets hit your thugs.
1330 of your thugs suffered fatal wounds in the attack.
You were able to kill 692 of astrojunkie's thugs in the attack.

 

[Orkin Man]

Wow, I'm not quite sure what happened, but trust me I am not involved. I was out of town over the weekend and wasn't able to log on at all. I gaurantee that had I been there this wouldn't have happened and I would've done all I could to stop it, but I wasn't and it did. So you think you guys could leave me alone? You know I had nothing to do with hitting my boys, and had I known they were gonna I woulda hopped ship. But as it stands now you guys are pretty much thugless and if I jumped now I'd be screwed. Looka like I'm stuck a GOAT for this round, it's either that or dead. So no hard feelings, and I'll try to end this if possible.

 

[DeeperShade]

No biggie.. They're pretty much left me alone... but your man fireballs has now been slaughtered and disclaimer is my next target.

tip for the wise: dont scout for whores when you have payout set to 100... i accidentally did that today

 

[LordKhaine]

I didnt log in for a few days, and when I logged on again about 20 punks had beaten me to hell and back, heh. I'm just gonna wait till the reset now

 

[DeeperShade]

LK, that was me a Shai`tan. We did warn you to stop tweeking Booms ass... but would you listen?! nooooo..

 

[LordKhaine]

lol

/me bitchslaps deepershade like the h0 he is

 

[DeeperShade]

Get your stinky hands off me... Im a lesbain h0

 

[DeeperShade]

fireballs (#15379): 2826 whores, 728 thugs, 1 low-riders,

He just attacked me 3 times.. kill kill kill

 

[Morety]

lol you should post that Orkin

I had it all set, and all I had to do was click the attack button on you Then I thought naw, even attacking you just for fun didn't seem right.

I'm screwed now, but I had fun being a pita Reset's in a couple days anyway.

 

[Orkin Man]

Hey, none of that now. *L* Even if you did, I doubt it would've done much with my 3300 ak'd thugs, but thanks for not doing it anyway. *L* And what do you mean by post it? In my profile or something?

 

[Morety]

No, I meant it was funny you should post the "don't hit me" thread, when I was close to doing it for a joke

My first attack would've wiped your thugs out. See what I did to lowkey (previous page)? Nailed him for 3000 thugs in two attacks and I was outnumbered. I would've walked away from you with a couple of hundred thugs left to be sure. I just wanted keylow for being a liar to WAnk.

 

[Morety]

It didn't reset. :/

Damn, I wouldn't have suicided so soon if I knew it was going to keep going on. That jerk keylow is in second place now too I was doing really well there before I decided to attack. Oh well, I'll just keep trying to rebuild.