Pimpwar 3

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Morety

The Farterator
Feb 23, 2000
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hell WAnk, I was just on and you were still #2 in Seattle :/

I'm over 2000 thugs again, not enough Ak's though (400+)

Once I hit 2500 I'm switching to crack and buying AK's for the sole purpose of screwing up a top 10's life near the end of the game :) You let me know, nearer to the end of the month, who you'd like me to hit and I'll nail him for ya :D
 

WAnk

PH34R TH3 WAnk??<br><img src="http://markwsucks.ho
Mar 17, 2000
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BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! i have an even better plan. this guy has been threatening me all day about stealing all his hos back and keeping me knocked down for the rest of the round. well, after this bm thing, i will have enough cash to buy enough condoms to do the no thug thing, so his hos will be sitting there and he can't do anything about it!!!!!!! :D before the round is done, i will make a resurgance and buy a bunch of thugs and try to take him down, but all morning i have been mocking the guy and pissing him off more. he has been trying to get me to put the hos back up for auction all morning he was so angry, he threatened me, then offered to ally with me, then offered to be nice with me, then threatened me again. the entire time i was just like "fu, i just screwed you over HAHAHAH! :D" the rest of this round is going to be all about pissing this guy off. i am still in the top 5 in seattle, so maybe i can finish out in the top still, who knows ;) let us all remember, that i was #1 in seattle and #4 NATIONAL!!!!!!! :D
 

Morety

The Farterator
Feb 23, 2000
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That's f'n hilarious WAnk. :D

You do the h0's and no thugs thing for now. I'll do the "I quit SBP and WAnk can attack me for all my cash after i sell all my thugs/AK's thing" again :D That'll put you way over the top too :D
 

WAnk

PH34R TH3 WAnk??<br><img src="http://markwsucks.ho
Mar 17, 2000
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hahahahaha, well, we should have some fun with this guy first and generally make fools of ourselves :D he completely didn't understand why i did what i did when i explained to him. it completely caught him off guard when i told him i just wanted to spice up my round. he was like "uhh, but you were winning" he admitted he was going to take me out when he had the chance, and i knew he was going to do it, so this basically takes us both more or less out of the game, instead of just me :) we will see what we can do to him before the round is over, i think we pull of some pretty wacky shit :D
 

Morety

The Farterator
Feb 23, 2000
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tnatsnoc (#229): 6160 whores, 4140 thugs, 739 low-riders,
and lives in Seattle.
tnatsnoc is worth $18,943,174.
Local rank: 1, Nat'l: 5

This guy's just moved in and is bidding on every thug available in the bm :/

Good to see you've got some thugs back WAnk ;)
 

WAnk

PH34R TH3 WAnk??<br><img src="http://markwsucks.ho
Mar 17, 2000
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www.wanked.net
tnasnoc moved in at blad3's request to take out Shocker :) i imagine he is just taking advantage of the cheap stuff while he is here.

i am soooooo pissed at myself. i thought shocker was going to stay, so i decided to go the no thug route. of course a few minutes after i buy 10million condoms, he moves!!!!! i was like SHIT! that could have rebuilt me right back to where i fucking was and i wasted it!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH /me is so pisse :D
 

Morety

The Farterator
Feb 23, 2000
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lol, now you get .25 per condom if you're lucky on the bm. I see you got your thugs back ;) Buh-bye shocker. :D Come back to Seattle sometime :D

Well, I'm at 2500+ thugs and producing crack now with over 900 AK's. I'm very close to wreaking havoc with someone's life :D
 

Morety

The Farterator
Feb 23, 2000
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so WAnk, I got 2900 thugs and 1400 AK's right now :)

Nymfofreek (#373): 3749 whores, 1424 thugs, 0 low-riders,
and lives in Seattle.
Nymfofreek is worth $9,335,391.
Local rank: 5, Nat'l: 167

Nymfofreek last played Wed, February 21, at 1:23pm.

Nymfofreek is a member of the alliance: Pimpology

I'm much rather go for a Zesty Raver if you're into it, but
I can wipe out her thugs and you can go stealing h0's :) Could put you back up there.

Boom and sticky could steal h0's on the way down too.
 

WAnk

PH34R TH3 WAnk??<br><img src="http://markwsucks.ho
Mar 17, 2000
2,307
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www.wanked.net
lets skin us some G.O.A.Ts

Date Attack
2/25 5:47 PM JerseyPimpin (#1265) invaded your house. 82 of your thugs were killed. You killed 58 of the attackers
2/25 5:47 PM sadamana (#7811) invaded your house. 287 of your thugs were killed. You killed 58 of the attackers sadamana stole $669 from you.
2/25 5:47 PM Keylow (#660) invaded your house. 281 of your thugs were killed. You killed 57 of the attackers Keylow stole $410 from you.
2/25 5:47 PM LethalAssassin (#250) invaded your house. 287 of your thugs were killed. You killed 58 of the attackers LethalAssassin stole $330 from you.
2/25 5:47 PM Nymfofreek (#373) invaded your house. 287 of your thugs were killed. You killed 58 of the attackers Nymfofreek stole $598 from you.
2/25 5:47 PM FLYGUY (#72) invaded your house. 287 of your thugs were killed. You killed 58 of the attackers FLYGUY stole $491 from you.
2/25 5:40 PM Nymfofreek (#373) invaded your house. 903 of your thugs were killed. You killed 239 of the attackers
2/25 5:39 PM LethalAssassin (#250) invaded your house. 897 of your thugs were killed. You killed 418 of the attackers LethalAssassin stole $2325 from you.
2/25 5:36 PM Keylow's thugs left you a blow-up doll; written upon it are the words:
Sorry man, should have joined when u had the chance..
Keylow (#660) invaded your house. 1128 of your thugs were killed. You killed 644 of the attackers Keylow stole $202 from you.
2/25 5:35 PM CharlieCharisma (#3373) invaded your house. 1481 of your thugs were killed. You killed 874 of the attackers
 

WAnk

PH34R TH3 WAnk??<br><img src="http://markwsucks.ho
Mar 17, 2000
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they attacked me because i didn't join them, we need to kill some of them, or at least be annoying so someone else can win :)
 

WAnk

PH34R TH3 WAnk??<br><img src="http://markwsucks.ho
Mar 17, 2000
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oh yeah, and if you need to go after anyone, go after keylow. he lied to me to try to get you to join. he said that SBP had been attacking him, but he hadn't. He was doing anything to get me to join, and then he killed be because i didn't. cock need a kick in the nuts :)
 

WAnk

PH34R TH3 WAnk??<br><img src="http://markwsucks.ho
Mar 17, 2000
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you know what, there are only like 2 days left, so just take out any goats you want :D if you don't feel like going for keylow, there are plenty other ones scurrying around. i will let you make the decisions ;) btw, pimpham is leader now, lol. i clicked the wrong button, and i promoted him :D i just hope he notices so he can play around with it :) lol, stupid buttons, not being the ones i wanted to push ;)
 

Morety

The Farterator
Feb 23, 2000
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Message to keylow: "WAnk told me I could attack anyone with a small pecker :D"

Your 100 alliance thugs joined your posse.
Keylow was joined by 2400 alliance thugs.
Equipping your 4971 thugs with weapons..
You equipped 2996 AK-47s.
You equipped 1975 Pistols.

Equipping Keylow's 5106 thugs with weapons..
Keylow equipped 5106 AK-47s.

Your thugs fired 91855 bullets and 7277 of the bullets hit their targets.
Keylow's thugs shot 153180 bullets and 12446 of the bullets hit your thugs.
3112 of your thugs suffered fatal wounds in the attack.
You were able to kill 1819 of Keylow's thugs in the attack.
 

Morety

The Farterator
Feb 23, 2000
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www.legionoflions.com
Your 100 alliance thugs joined your posse.
Keylow was joined by 2400 alliance thugs.
Equipping your 1857 thugs with weapons..
You equipped 1857 AK-47s.

Equipping Keylow's 3287 thugs with weapons..
Keylow equipped 3287 AK-47s.

Your thugs fired 55710 bullets and 4465 of the bullets hit their targets.
Keylow's thugs shot 98610 bullets and 8081 of the bullets hit your thugs.
1857 of your thugs suffered fatal wounds in the attack.
You were able to kill 1116 of Keylow's thugs in the attack.
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