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PHEAR THE PHOTOSHOP MONSTER ARMY BACKED BY THE LENS FLARE OF DOOM!!111oneone

Discussion in 'Other Stuff' started by Zlal, Dec 11, 2004.

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OMFG ARE YOU TEH WHICH MONSTER OF FILET?

  1. THE COMBINATION OF NEGITIVE AND OTHER SUCH FILTERS MONSTER?

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  2. ARTISITC SECTION CREATURE!

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  3. OMFG ITS BLURRY MONSTER

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  4. CROME MONSTER

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  5. BRUSHSTROKE SECTION MONSTER!

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  6. NEGITIVE MONSTER

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  7. THE LENS FLARE OF DOOM

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  1. Zlal

    Zlal New but not improved.

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    PHEAR THEM! THEY ARE MIGHTY! THEY HAVE FILTERS OF POWER AND THEY ARE NOT AFRAID TO ABUSE THEM! THEY ARE BACKED BY THE MIGHT AND MYSERTOIUS MASTER FILTER ABUSER MR LENS FLARE OF DOOM WHO AS WE ALL KNOW IS THE MASTER OF LENS FLARE EYE BLINDINESS AND DESTRUCTION
    (note: please wear sunglass!)

    WHICH OF THE MONSTERS YOU ARE?



    THE COMBINATION OF NEGITIVE AND OTHER SUCH FILTERS MONSTER?

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    BEWARE HE HAS POWERS OF COMBINATIONAL BLINDNESS AND SUPERMEGAULTRA STROKE OUTLINE! HIS NEGATIVED AND POLARISED A FEW TIMES FURRY PLASTIC SKIN IS SUPER SOLID!



    OR ARE YOU THE FEARSOME:
    ARTISITC SECTION CREATURE!


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    THIS GUY IS REALLY ARTITIC! LOOK AT THE SKILLFULLY DRAWN COLOURS AND STUFF! THERE IS SMUDGING AND COOL ART STUFF LIKE "fresco" WHATEVER THAT IS! ALSO THERE IS MANYS OF THE COOL STUFF! BEWARE!



    MAYBE YOU ARE:
    OMFG ITS BLURRY MONSTER


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    THIS MONSTER OWNS BECAUSE ITS BLUURY! THATS COOL! BECAUSE ITS BLURRY! GET IT?! BLURRY = ADVANCED USE OF FILTER SO ITS ADVANCED RUN!

    (ps. note that for ultra mega super transparecny hardness that this monster is caged in magical white box! RESPECT!)


    CROME MONSTER

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    OMFG ITS THE CROME MONSTER AND ITS CRHOME! CHROME IS LIKE METAL OR SOMETHING SO I THNIK THIS GUY MEANS TEH BUSINESS! YEAH DONT MESS COS HE IS WELL HARD! SILVER IS A BLINGGGGGGGGGGG"G" COLOUR SO BE BEWARED!



    OH NOES MY PREGNAT TOES! IT'S THE:
    BRUSHSTROKE SECTION MONSTER!


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    THIS MONSTER IS A BRUSHSTROKE THING BUT WHAT IS THAT SOME KIND OF SWIMMING WAY OR SOMETING I DONT KNOW MAYBE ITS LIKE MISTER ART SCTION ARE THEY RIVALS LIKE ON POP STARS TUNE IN TO FIND OUT OH YEAH HE IS GOOD AT BRUSHING!



    NEARLY LAST ONE OFF THATS LIKE 2 I THINK!:
    NEGITIVE MONSTER


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    THIS MONSTER IS NEGITIVE SO ITS SAD OR SOMETHING. IN THIS CASE IT IS WRONG COLOURS SO ITS ODD AND COOLER THAN YOU SO RUN NOW IDIOTS BECAUSE ITS DIFFERENT AND CAN KILL WITH INDEPENDANCE RAY OF FILTER DETH!


    or are you
    THE LENS FLARE OF DOOM


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    ITS THE LENS FLARE OF DOOM AND IT CAME FROM ANOTHER ZLAL WORLD TO DESROY US! IT IS TOO BRIGHT TO YUO TO HANDLE AND CANN LENS YOU TO DEATH IT IS THE BANE OF ALL PHOTOSHOP FILTERS AND IS THE MOST POWERFUL OF THEM AND HAS SUPER KILL SO RUN!




    SO YOU HAVE SEEN TEH CHOICES WHO WILL YOU BE? WE'VE GOTTA BE STRONG TO FIGHT THEM SO I HOPE YOUVE BEEN TAKING ALL YOUR VITAMENS!!!!111ONEINEIoneone

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  2. Bot_40

    Bot_40 Go in drains

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    MONSTER MONSTER
     

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  3. Nereid

    Nereid ・ ω ・

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  4. AMmayhem

    AMmayhem Mayhem is everywhere

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    IT'S A PLOY!
     
  5. BangOut

    BangOut ...smells like groin.

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    holy crap
     
  6. Chrysaor

    Chrysaor Lord of the Pants

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  7. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    not nearly as scary as this
     

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  8. XepptizZ

    XepptizZ What are you lookin at...

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    I have a poop-fetish
     
  9. XepptizZ

    XepptizZ What are you lookin at...

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    Yup, I like to throw it to people who have sex.
     
  10. Zlal

    Zlal New but not improved.

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    WARNING CINSPIRCARY THEORY ALERT
    THIS IS A CREDABLE THEORY!

    LENS FLARE OF DOOM
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    HAL 3000
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  11. Chrysaor

    Chrysaor Lord of the Pants

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  12. GoldenMouse

    GoldenMouse Mad Hatter

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    Dude, you need to lay off the ZLAL.
     
  13. Bot_40

    Bot_40 Go in drains

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    what? no such thing as too much zlal
     
  14. GoldenMouse

    GoldenMouse Mad Hatter

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    The proof is in the posting.

    When you ensconce yourself in ZLAL, casting it far and wide, then of what appreciation have you for the little zlals? Think of them.
     
  15. MassChAoS

    MassChAoS echo "NaliCity";

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  16. BangOut

    BangOut ...smells like groin.

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    I am a moth.
     
  17. Zlal

    Zlal New but not improved.

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    ARE YOU GRASSHOPPER KING?

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  18. Zlal

    Zlal New but not improved.

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    BANGOUT MAN YOU SAY YOU SMEEL OF GROIN BUT AS A MOTH YOU HAVE NO NOSE SO HOW DO YOU SMELL

    FOR THAT MATTER HAVE MOTH GOT GROIN REGION?
     
  19. Zlal

    Zlal New but not improved.

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    WHERE ARE ARMS AND LEGS? :eek:
     
  20. UArchitect

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    no, he is:
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    next of the dominant species.........
     

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