People you would like to kill

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Dark Pulse

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Sep 12, 2004
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Anyone who is taller than 6'0", people that have body hair that exceeds 1/2" in length, who's eyes are cross eyed, who have extra ribs, who are at the age to marry and have penis size less than 6" including women
Welp, let's see...

  • I'm about 6'2" - Dead!
  • I'm rather hairy - Dead!
  • I'm wall-eyed, and in only one eye - Safe!
  • No extra ribs that I know of - Safe!
  • 23 isn't exactly marriage age unless you're ultra religious - Safe!
  • Penis size definitely isn't less that 6" - Safe! And thank god for that.
That said, I don't know what's scarier... the specific criteria, or the fact that you want to kill women who are of marriageable age over 6' tall who are hairy, wall-eyed, with extra ribs and a penis less than 6" long.

Xenophobia, perhaps?