got my first patdown today, was all like "yo we playin grab ass dawg?"
I was in HS when I got mine. Blood streaming from my face in 2 places. It was like running from the Borg. Resistance was futile. Guards covering every door. I ran up and down the 3 floors looking for a way out. (Had weed on me)
By the time I found a free door to escape I was running full steam and had 1 security guard in front of me covering the lunch area in the basement. He was a tall dude but I was running full ahead and just barreled into him and knocked his ass flat.
In desperation the ****er falls to the floor and reaches out to grab my foot but I jump in mid stride and hit the door handle and push down..............
only to get a face full of window glass and chicken wire.
The door opened on the right side and all my pressure was on the left. So my face connects with the glass window inside the door. Nice gash on my eyebrow and upper lip. Blood spurting all over.
Four guards on me in seconds. I got a cheap pat down cause of all the blood so they didn't get my weed.
Needless to say, it was an exciting freshman year. I got much smarter after that...........by means of escape of course 8)