The forested area around Washington state and Oregon have many reported sightings of bigfoot. This is your chance to document this elusive beast. I have a few ideas how you can lure one close enough to gain its trust.
Are you thinking what I’m thinking? Yes, but where are we supposed to find 4 oak doors and 30 feet of greased chain? Wait! Maybe we aren’t thinking about the same thing.
Anyway, bigfoot would probably love to have boots. Big-ass boots that he could wear on his poor feet so they could begin to heal. I know if I were to walk around in the woods for miles barefoot, I’d sure appreciate a nice pair of boots.
So there you go. When in Seattle, you go to the town cobbler and have him build a custom pair of boots that’s maybe 17 inches long for a bigfoot. You place these boots in the forest with a big-screen tv that shows film of a fake bigfoots being fitted for boots. The real bigfoot sees this, puts 2 and 2 together and knows that he must have those boots.
This last part is up to you. You can put a gps in the boots to track him, or a bomb in the boots to blow him up. Use your imagination. I would put clickity clacks on his boots to make it easier to follow him.
