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Obviously the other story didn't fair very well, because the town drunk disappeared after before the first post, now, we're going to start over and i want a LOT of funny $#IT in this one. sooo........

Dr. Evil....finally escaping Austin Powers in his uhh.....space ship....landed back on the moon and rebuilt his "LASER" and his facilities with a cloaking device that he got from the Klingons who shortly after were vaporized in warp space V. Having employed a new force of henchmen to do his evil bidding and Mini-Me as second in command he sets off once again to destroy his arch-enemy Austin Powers. Since stealing his "MOJO" didn't work he is now going to.......(take this anywhere you want, but stick to the main story PLEASE)......

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Fish have a memory of 3 seconds, therefore, there thought process goes something like this.

HEY!! that's a nice castle.......HEY!! that's a nice castle.......HEY!! that's a nice castle ...etc...etc...etc...