Hey meat, how about these:
"Your arse is udderly mine!"
"We are not aMOOsed. You die now!"
"Udderly tanning your hide!"
"Chewing cud and taking names!"
Hmm...I seem to be stuck on the cow thing. Let's see if I can get over that:
"Marine ... the other red meat."
"I like my frags the way I like my meat: cold and bloody."
"Charred on the outside; juicy on the inside. Have a nice day!"
"World's greatest cook!"
OK, that last one should just be on an apron. Anyway, that's enough corn outta me for now. Enjoy!
[edit: Hey, that's funny, I see that the BU server hasn't switched its clock back one hour yet. I posted this at 11:50, not 12:50. Wheee!]