New Cottonelle with Thicker Ripples!!!!

[Boom]

I was having waaaaay to much fun with this thread to let it die.

*Bump*

I'll be funny later. Right now I got a forum to fix.

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[Morety]

I'm sure the angels would appreciate licking (copyrite Boom) more if you had a bad case of swamp @ss (copyrite BillyBadAss), sat in some seasoning salts and let them have those Margarita Rimmin's (copyrite CHRYSt). Just be sure not to ph4rt (copyrite GunnerX) when they're doing it, or they may end up getting hot carled (copyrite Lunatic).

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[Kristina|BFH]

Bad enough my boyfried leaves the door open when he's in the bathroom but now I hear-

"My God - Angels are licking my butt"

twice daily.

Thanks Boom

I've seen some smelly ones before - but yours is the smelliest by far!

 

[Morety]

Hahahaha. At least it's twice daily. Good to know he poops enough and on a regular basis. Does he drink lots of water and lemonade?

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[Kristina|BFH]

Nah - just eat lots of McDonalds breakfast - does the trick every time.

 

[Boom]

Kristina's boyfriend poops too much.

*Sigh* all the PuF cuties have boyfriends. I'll never get my harem put together.

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[el Gato]

I think this one also needs another go-around...

*bump

Frickin' hilarious stuff here

 

[Boom]

I still swear by this stuff! Just thinking about it makes me wanna poop.

brb, I'm going to taco bell.

 

[[Ci]Mazza]

lol, i wish i could pay to have my ass legally licked by angels. i don't think we get cottonelle over here

 

[B]

Sure Tease us (the Dutchies) all we have is Page and that doesn' t even come close to angels licking (I think)

Is Cottonelle an Export product?

 

[Morety]

We here in Canada get Cottonelle, unfortunately, my wife buys the no-name brand that leaves life long scars on my arse. :/

 

[el Gato]

Who would have thought...

COTTONELLE.COM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[B]

 

[Omega-Seven]

Maybe we can smuggle Cottonelle to the Netherlands =)

What the hell do YOU guys have? Marijuanelle? It's like having your butt licked clean by potheads??

 

[Morety]

...would that make them pottymouths?

 

[B]

lol