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New Cottonelle with Thicker Ripples!!!!

Discussion in 'BuF Classics' started by Boom, Jun 30, 2000.

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  1. Boom

    Boom Rumpshaking Moderator

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    OMG, this stuff is soooo soft and wonderful.

    Its like having angels lick your butt clean.

    I wish I had to poop more.

    I'm going to Taco Bell right now!!

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  2. SU3000

    SU3000 Bringer of Fear and 0wnage

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    nice 1111st post.

    I am confused though...

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  3. el Gato

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    Holy $hit, Boom, you crack me up! :)

    :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)!



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  4. Morety

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    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  5. KU

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  6. Boom

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    I should work in advertising.

    "Imagine angels gently licking your butt clean. That's the feeling of New Cottonelle with thicker ripples!"

    I love this stuff. No more showers for me, I'm just wiping down my entire body every day with New Cottonelle.

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  7. Matrix?

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    What the chuff are you on about???

    /me is very confused :(

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  8. The Dopefish

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    Boom, you are a crazy m0f0. :)

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  9. Morety

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    Guys, Cottonelle is a brand of toilet paper.
     
  10. Boom

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    You mean it wasn't totally obvious that I was talking about toilet paper?

    What the heck do you guys clean your butts with after you poop????

    /me is completely stunned. :eek:

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  11. The Dopefish

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    Well, at least some of us knew what your were talking about.

    /me did

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  12. Nigma:Mekanik

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    ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!

    That made my balls hurt boom ;)

    /me is heading to the store right now to buy some

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  13. WAnk

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    LOOOOOLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG boom you are hil-freakinh-larious!!!!!! haha, i am off to buy ten cases!!!! i am going to wallpaper my room with the stuff!!!!!!! :D

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    in honor of you boom, i have changed my sig :D

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    ummmm WAnk??

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>Its like having angels lick your butt clean.

    I wish I had to poop more.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> - Boom

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>Its like having angels lick your butt clean.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Have you ever tried Margarita Rimmin's?



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  16. Boom

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    I don't know Margarita, but have you met my friend Angel? She is really nice. ;)

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  17. WAnk

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    still, i think i could find other, more fun things to do with 'angel' ;)

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>Its like having angels lick your butt clean.

    I wish I had to poop more.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> - Boom

    ]LoL[- Strength, Honor, Nudity, VODKA!!!!!
     
  18. Omega-Seven

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    Is Angel pretty? Will she lick other things clean too? =)

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    I can't think of any for ***** or ****. Fah-q. I sure hope censor is still on.

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  19. Omega-Seven

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    hey.
    saltwater and wristwatch both got through... so did asset and massachusets.
    hrm.
    ****ake mushrooms didn't though =P =)

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  20. KU

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    Walk towards the pink globe and eat the woman who makes all the money.

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