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[Mantik]

I'm a Veteran of the BeyondUnreal XMP Flame War.

I think I have more Purple Hearts than John Kerry didn't earn.

 

[punk84]

 

[Insommy]

Well, with all the new players coming in, I'm just hoping that I might be able to hit a few of them...

then again probably still won't be able to.

 

[Splinter]

Hi my names Adam Sheridan and im an alcoholic.

 

[CoRporis]

LoL@truffles... I'll send ya my address heh... anyhow thanks for the welcome guys... hope to frag with ya(or against ya) soon..

 

[Xaero]

But remember my son, humor and sarcasm are forbidden.

I don't know whats funnier, the fact your whole post is humorus and sarcastic, or the fact there are people out there who completely missed that.

 

[Gumby]

Hi my names Adam Sheridan and im an alcoholic.

lol

 

[dutch_gecko]

I'm a Veteran of the BeyondUnreal XMP Flame War.

I think I have more Purple Hearts than John Kerry didn't earn.

Which one

[*=)Gecko(=*] [Redeploying]: We need more truffles! www.deesidetruffles.com

 

[GotBeer?]

.pot.OptimusPrime consorts with the Devil! His ideas are evil and threaten the whole community! Rouse the villagers! Burn him with your flamethrowers! His heresy will not be substained!









Sorry, my system is almost completely alcohol/caffeine free. Won't you please help?

 

[dutch_gecko]

/me makes coke+vodka concoction, with extra fake sweetener. Is good for the highness, it is.

 

[Gumby]

OMG vodka milkshake is gooooooood!

 

[GotBeer?]

/me makes coke+vodka concoction, with extra fake sweetener. Is good for the highness, it is.

GotBeer?: [At The Bar] Thanks!

 

[dutch_gecko]

*=)Gecko(=*: [As Frank the friendly barman] No problem/

 

[.pot.OptimusPrime]

.pot.OptimusPrime consorts with the Devil! His ideas are evil and threaten the whole community! Rouse the villagers! Burn him with your flamethrowers! His heresy will not be substained!

There are two ways to figure out wheter he is a troll or not. If he floats he has to be made of wood OR he´s a duck. (trolls are ducky things...) We have to torch him in a pyre which proves him to be wooden. In other case we must prepare him as a meal with duck dressed in appropriate sauce not forgetting the wine. If he tasts like duck but still cannot swim he´s not troll and maybe write on these forums again.

WTF

 

[GotBeer?]

ummmm, duck sauce.

 

[Dandeloreon1984]

Welcome to the Forums, allow me to take this time to outline a few of the lesser known 'fine printed' rules you may not have conspicuously seen when perusing the terms of service agreement.. for your trolling pleasure;

1. No substaining.
2. Phalanx is at fault for all that goes wrong.
3. Everyone cheats but YOU, the viewer.
4. No more than four raptors per map. EVER.
5. XMP has four artifacts, not twenty-four.
6. We need defense, DAMNIT!
7. XMP != DeathMatch

Review them, practice them, enforce them if necessary.. and enjoy your stay.

i agree with most of that, but number 2... all i haft to say about number 2 is that i am pushing phalanx to make great maps, so expect the next map of his to be very very nice... and as for my map, it is being ported, but it won't be the same as in xmp... after all, the one in xmp was one of my first maps, and now i got actual experience on how to make better maps ( all i need now is for my pc to not crash during a day of map creation... lol )

 

[GotBeer?]

i agree with most of that, but number 2... all i haft to say about number 2 is that i am pushing phalanx to make great maps, so expect the next map of his to be very very nice...