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My bf's porn folder

Discussion in 'BuF Classics' started by Sapphire Nights, Dec 31, 2001.

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  1. Sapphire Nights

    Sapphire Nights BANNED

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    I was poking around in his computer yesterday (I installed Wolfinstein) and found a directory called c:\windows\other. I thought, I never saw a directory in windows called "other" So I opened it and found 2 gig of .jpg's. Then I started clicking on them and opening them. And low and behold I found down and dirty porn. :p

    He came back into the room and saw what I was doing and he got very nervous. He gave me so much grief about the guy that sent me nudies. So I pretended to be offended to get a bit of revenge. He was like "well...umm...aaaa...well...you see...I don't know where THAT came from" I said, "Can't you come up with a better lie than that?" He just looked at me like the cat that ate the canary.

    Hey, I've been around. I know you guys all have porn folders. I really don't care. But I am not telling him that :lol:

    I wonder what he will come up with to make me "unmad". I am hoping for flowers. That is what he did last time he made me mad.
     
  2. LadyPain

    LadyPain gluteus maximus pwnage ;)

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    lol! that is just mean! :D but I like it ;) I wouldn't be able to keep up that long I guess ;)
     
  3. Twisted Metal

    Twisted Metal Anfractuous Aluminum

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    lol I store mine in C:\Program Files\Preferences :rolleyes: :p ;)
     
  4. Hunter

    Hunter BeyondUnreal Newsie

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    lol

    no we dont

    i dont have a porn folder


    if i did as found my gf if i had 1 looking at it, i would ask if she could do the postitions and see how pissed she would get :p
     
  5. Da RicK

    Da RicK Stubid newpie

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    You're skilled with tactics SN :D

    just love your way of taking him down :lol:
     
  6. Cap'n Beeb

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    C:\Windows\Uninstall\Throttle\Data\Bin\Scripts and \BG \Shine \Gas :)
     
  7. Euphoric Beaver

    Euphoric Beaver impeccably groomed

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    C:\WINDOWS\security\access

    ermmmm..........I mean I dont have one. :)
     
  8. Karsehole

    Karsehole Flibbiddydibbiddydob

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    /me creates a pr0nmap on his computer


    NOW I'M A REAL MAN! BUAHAHAHAH!
     
  9. Deathmaker

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    :lol: @ this thread, "How well do you hide your pr0n?", 47 directories deep.
     
  10. Sapphire Nights

    Sapphire Nights BANNED

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    Well, I can keep it going a while by not responding to his phone messages :p
     
  11. LadyPain

    LadyPain gluteus maximus pwnage ;)

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    that's even harder :p
     
  12. Sapphire Nights

    Sapphire Nights BANNED

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    Yeah, he did a bad job hiding his stash. I mean, \windows\other. Anyone could find that :lol:
     
  13. Daedalus

    Daedalus I don't even...

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    wow ever since the #bu incident SN, you and your bf havent been getting along very well, huh?
     
  14. Da RicK

    Da RicK Stubid newpie

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    even worse would be finding it among his Favorites or let IE's Autocomplete, complete the pr0n-url for you :D
     
  15. Karsehole

    Karsehole Flibbiddydibbiddydob

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    I hope for you it wasn't gaypr0n!
     
  16. Da RicK

    Da RicK Stubid newpie

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    whats wrong with that? :rolleyes:



    /me dives into his stash of midgetpr0n
     
  17. Pikachu

    Pikachu New Member

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    C:\Documents and Settings\Krystal\Application Data\Microsoft\Office\Recent

    thats where everyone else really keeps it...

    :O
     
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    C:\Windows\Config~1

    Gotta make it look important so nobody will screw with it :D
     
  19. [PPP]Redman

    [PPP]Redman Wu-Tang Swordfighter

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    C:/Program Files/Unreal Tournament/System :D

    although you can't really call it porn, it's erotica. :rolleyes:
     
  20. Kokensu

    Kokensu Fire in Ma Belly!

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    I have two questions.

    1. Why would you even save pr0n on your harddrive. Not only is it a waste of space but the same pr0n is available on the internet like 24/7. Why bother downloading it, especially .jpg's. :rolleyes:

    2. Haven't you n00bs ever heard of ALT+255 ??
     
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