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Yes, he pulled a truck with his penis:

http://www.insidebayarea.com/trivalleyherald/localnews/ci_3244979

FREMONT — The ancient Greeks worshipped it. Sigmund Freud said women envy it. And on Tuesday, a man pulled a truck with it.
Yes, you read that right.

He pulled a truck with his penis.

Now i'm jealous, women would certainly dig me if i had a strong penis :mad:
 

Phopojijo

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BITE_ME said:
"An assistant kicked him hard between the legs before he lashed himself to the vehicle."

That would friggen hurt.
And numb the ominous pain to come of having a frick'n truck dislocate your shlong.
 

TossMonkey

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I always wonder how these people discover their amazing talents, it's not as if you just think to yourself one day "hmmm, I'm gonna tow that truck over there with my penis!!" and off you trot. How did this guy realise he could hoist a humvee with his hose?