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Discussion in 'Other Stuff' started by oosyxxx, May 29, 2011.

  1. oosyxxx

    oosyxxx teh3vilspa7ula

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    Am I the only one who thought Sonya looked like a fitness instructor?

    I realize she is only a video game character; however, she has some very human traits, and I think that if you were able to turn her into a real human she would probably be a great fitness instructor.

    Just think, though: if you were able to turn her into a human, she would feel anger, and maybe at you for enabling her to feel corrosion at the hands of anger. Now, might she pray for healing to St. Anger? Yes.

    So she might have an existential crisis mitigated only by the most heroic of doses.
     
  2. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    Yes, i'll have a large order of fries, a coke, and cheeseburger. Oh, and a condom. Ribbed!
     
  3. Balton

    Balton The Beast of Worship

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    are we talking about the new game? It's fun for the first couple plays till you realise it's less MK and more a try to compete with the latest street fighter. In that the MK feel isn't right...
     
  4. oosyxxx

    oosyxxx teh3vilspa7ula

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    How is it less MK? How is it trying to compete with the latest SF? Do you find this sort of competition unhealthy?
     
  5. Balton

    Balton The Beast of Worship

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    weeell.... I didn't play much mk9 but some sf4. in that brief time I felt that tactics are similar to sf4's. i.e. charge up your super meter and get a clean hit on your opponent.
    I don't want games to be too close to each other mechanics wise. That shit ruined gears of wars for me. GOW1 was one of the most fun games I had on my xbox. when GOW2 came out I had played so many gears clones it was mildly boring.

    competition yes, imitation no.
     
  6. oosyxxx

    oosyxxx teh3vilspa7ula

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    Word ... word ....
     
  7. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    Dude! You've hung out under the tanning lights too long!
     
  8. oosyxxx

    oosyxxx teh3vilspa7ula

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    What to do?
     
  9. Balton

    Balton The Beast of Worship

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    Hit the basement for a prolonged time!
     
  10. Twrecks

    Twrecks Spectacularly Lucky

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    8u7753><!
     
  11. Balton

    Balton The Beast of Worship

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    I had to google that... did you just write buttsex for no apparent reason?
     
  12. oosyxxx

    oosyxxx teh3vilspa7ula

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    I came here a couple days ago and only 3-4 forums were accessible. Anyone else see that?
     
  13. Twrecks

    Twrecks Spectacularly Lucky

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    you're the one hittin the basement, AKA tappin /\55.

    As to MK, the big fighting Nali dude was cool in the film...
     
  14. Balton

    Balton The Beast of Worship

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    :lol: that reminds me of the times when I used the phrase 'hit the buckets' instead of 'banging on the cans'
     
  15. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    I’m confused. I guess that means I’m not 1337 any longer.
     
  16. Twrecks

    Twrecks Spectacularly Lucky

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    Me neither, that was my employee number at the last place I worked (for 11.5yrs) When they asked me what I'd miss the most, I said "my badge number", needless to say they didn't understand :p
     
  17. oosyxxx

    oosyxxx teh3vilspa7ula

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    lol, werden wir idiomatische? :)
     
  18. Balton

    Balton The Beast of Worship

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    ein wenig, mein freund
     
  19. oosyxxx

    oosyxxx teh3vilspa7ula

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    I wonder if Nebel or OO7MIKE have all those old audio clips "(Ist du hast mich ... ist du Hitler" and "I'm a gamer, a player, a full-time lamer ... yeah baby!" and so on). Those would really be something to hear right about now!
     
  20. OO7MIKE

    OO7MIKE Mr. Sexy

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    I have some, but I dont remember those.

    Test Your Might


    MORTAL KOMBAT!!
     

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