Maps and stuffs

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Neuroflare

Neuroflare

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Jun 21, 2001
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I need to find silly maps for UT, like turkey burgers in half-life. Maps where you are in a kitchen, and you are the size of a mouse and move through the kitchen in tunnels. They are colorful and EXTREMELY fun! Where can i find these for UT?!?!?
 
Smoke39

Smoke39

whatever
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Twelve

Well, you could wait a few years for me to finish House Of Stairs. It's pretty funky.
 
Smoke39

Smoke39

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Moose

Song? What song? You're singing a song? What's a song? The map editing part of my UED is borken, so make that several few years.
 
Smoke39

Smoke39

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Pumpkins

Chocolate is frequently brown... Who is Veruca Salt? How is eggnog made? Why do eskimos eat blubber? Where does oatmeal come from? I believe the answer (to no question in particular) is five.
 
Neuroflare

Neuroflare

Brewer - Patriot
Jun 21, 2001
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All your answers

Veruca Salt is a spoiled bitch. Eggnog is made best with rum. Eskimoes eat blubber to keep a fat layer to keep warm, they prefer to be called Inuit. Oatmeal comes from oats, which comes from the earth, which is made up of dirt, which the worms make.
 
Smoke39

Smoke39

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It would be relatively unwise to consume a bucket of lard.

Why thank you. UEd is still broken... WHY!?
 
Smoke39

Smoke39

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LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAY! The maping part of UED is fixed! YEAH! BUT, When I open House of Stairs, nothing happens! POOP! Now I gotta do it ALL OVER AGAIN! ARGH! This time I'll call it Catwalks and Platforms and Stairs (Oh my! Hehe). It's a big white room! Yeah! With catwalks and platforms and stairs! Stairs, man, STAIRS! AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm sorry...
 
Smoke39

Smoke39

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Why?

Kitchens, bah! I'd prefer something more surreal, like House of Stairs (I changed my mind, I'm gonna keep it as House of Stairs)! Or a place where you're running around on clouds in da sky! Yeah!
 
Smoke39

Smoke39

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HL

Yes I have Half-Life and Counter-Strike and all that blah. I don't play it much anymore, plus one of my friends has my CD so I can't reinstall it. I don't think I've heard of Turkey Burgers, though. Oh! Maybe I could make a cheese factory map! Yeah!
 
Smoke39

Smoke39

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Update:

House of Stairs is still broken! I don't have the texture file I was using in it anymore! I don't wanna reinstall all those mods again to find it again! I haven't found any replacements! Bad stuff that isn't good is quite unpleasant ( this would be considered bad stuff)! Dah, I need an Idea for a really really surreal map! Anyone got any ideas? Wait, I'm the wierdo here, I can think of my own sirrealistic strangeness! I hope... Don't worry, Neuroflare, I'll think of something funky for ya!

Even more cheese.
 
Neuroflare

Neuroflare

Brewer - Patriot
Jun 21, 2001
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TB was...

Turkey Burgers is a Half-Life map in which you are in an office. The players are all the size of rats compared to the room. There are a bunch of cracks behind the desk and mouse holes and lots of crazy nooks and crannies in which to hide. The modt original map for 1/2-life. I loved it with all my heart.
 
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