Let's write a story!

[BobTheBeheader]

I have an idea. I'll write out the beginning sentence or two of a short story, then the next poster writes the next sentence or so, then so on and so forth. And we see where it goes!

Here's the beginning.

John walked up the front steps, opened the door to his new home, and gasped with astonishment.

 

[Vitamin-Carrot]

as he realised that he left the baby on the roof of the car when he left the

 

[SleepyHe4d]

garage. He then proceeded to face-palm himself for his initial failing and also his inability to use correct grammar.

 

[Capt.Toilet]

while he was getting road head by his underage teen wife, but then the baby

 

[BobTheBeheader]

suddenly fell off the car and

 

[Juggalo Kyle]

puked on John. John then, thinking it was his underage wife, made her eat it. That's when

 

[Kazimira]

The baby ripped out of of the woman made to eat it and growld and ate her in about three bites, When suddenly...

 

[Big-Al]

the beer disappeared!

 

[BlackFish]

and an arm bursts from the ground

 

[SleepyHe4d]

and a transformer comes down from space

 

[Breadtruck]

Little did John know that the pedophile breadtruck driver from across the road was watching this whole time...

 

[JohnDoe641]

furiously masturbating with loafs of bread between his hands. That's when Ringo the Polka-dotted flamingo walked in and said

 

[Latent Image]

i'm going to make a john doe out of him. This revelation

 

[DarkED]

spurred an attack from an army of T-101's. See, John's last name was Connor and he was the leader of the resistance against the machines. All of a sudden

 

[Big-Al]

the beer reappeared!

 

[Latent Image]

As the beers fought off the T-101's

 

[toniglandyl]

tentacles appeared and proceeded to

 

[SleepyHe4d]

rape my sig.

 

[Firefly]

and then mine. afterwards the twins enjoyed a long relaxing bath together. One reached down below the bubbles and said, "look, I've found a..."

 

[Firefly]

said. "who will play 'press the button' with me now??"