L_S, I saw this and immediately thought of you.

[el Gato]

Old news, hope you’re rolling in the money.

https://interestingengineering.com/sperm-extractor-now-used-in-clinical-settings-goes-viral

 

[NeoNite]

It would actually be really cool if L_S would reply to this...

 

[Manticore]

Hell yeah.

 

[Hadmar]

Can we get this in a lot smaller and cheaper? You know, for the ... uh, increased privacy of at home extraction.

 

[Morety]

"when masturbating is too difficult or embarrassing"

wtf, when could it be either of those...unless you're pulling a Louis CK or a Pee Wee Herman and doing it publicly.

 

[ilkman]

"when masturbating is too difficult or embarrassing"

wtf, when could it be either of those...unless you're pulling a Louis CK or a Pee Wee Herman and doing it publicly.

It could be both of those when you become aware of the neighbor watching through the window and making certain motions with their arm.

 

[Morety]

It could be both of those when you become aware of the neighbor watching through the window and making certain motions with their arm.

Then you'd have two neighbours looking at each other masturbating? Haha, that would be neither