Kung Fu died from death
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Cat Fuzz
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Did he really kill himself? Such a shame, at 72, he was so close to the ole' fashioned natural death.
Seriously always hate to see that.
Seriously always hate to see that.
Cat Fuzz
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Yeah, but, Chuck Norris is. Thereby confirming his superiority as a World Super Power. He'll kick you ass with one eyelid.
Does his butt stink? Does his butt stink? Yes! If he tries to give a high kick, I bet his butt smells like ****. Like **** in a stink bag. That’s probably why he’s successful as a white butt stinker. That’s the only way he can beat his opponents. They are all like, “Let’s get the crap-ass out of here before the old, butt-stinker smells up the place with his grimy underwear stripes.” Also, I bet his feet smell or something.
This brings up a good point: who would be most stealthy? Ninjas in boxers, or ninjas in adult diapers.
Also, how do they make those shadows in cartoons when the people aren’t even real and shouldn’t even cast a shadow?
This is the stuff that keeps me up at night.
This brings up a good point: who would be most stealthy? Ninjas in boxers, or ninjas in adult diapers.
Also, how do they make those shadows in cartoons when the people aren’t even real and shouldn’t even cast a shadow?
This is the stuff that keeps me up at night.
The shadows come preprinted on the paper from the real people in the paper making factory, and then they write a storyline around them.
On topic, the Caradine family says the Kung Fu mafia killed him?? But then why were his genitals tied?
On topic, the Caradine family says the Kung Fu mafia killed him?? But then why were his genitals tied?
I hate Chuck Norris. Not because he tries to ride on the coattails of Asian martial artists who have become rich and made a name for themselves doing martial arts on TV and movies, or because he has more money than me, or even because he returned my lawn mower with no gas in it. No, I hate him for that stupid exercise machine he sells on TV.
Oh, they make it sound so easy. It just glides and it’s so fun and great. Right. Then you look at the brochure and find out you have to use you arms, or legs, or even both to exercise. That ain’t easy; easy is not doing any of that.
Bruce Lee used to exercise his abs with a device that stimulated his muscles to twitch. He would stick the electrodes on his abs and turn on the device and he said within a short time it was like doing 200 sit-ups. He didn’t have to use his arms or legs; he could just sit there in a chair and eat watermelon and let the machine do all the work. Take that Chuck Stinkbutt!
Oh, they make it sound so easy. It just glides and it’s so fun and great. Right. Then you look at the brochure and find out you have to use you arms, or legs, or even both to exercise. That ain’t easy; easy is not doing any of that.
Bruce Lee used to exercise his abs with a device that stimulated his muscles to twitch. He would stick the electrodes on his abs and turn on the device and he said within a short time it was like doing 200 sit-ups. He didn’t have to use his arms or legs; he could just sit there in a chair and eat watermelon and let the machine do all the work. Take that Chuck Stinkbutt!
I know. What’s up with that?! They are all like, “Look at me. I’m spinning around with my foot in the air.” Ever hear of ice skaters, losers?! They spin around with their legs in the air, AND they have this super sharp blade strapped to their foot. You take a couple of those in the face and tell me that doesn’t hurt worse than a smelly boot.
When you get into your 70’s, everything hangs low and you almost have to tie stuff up to keep it from dragging the ground.
Yeah, I’d like to overhear that conversation.
Depot: Can I help you, sir?
Fu: I need some rope.
Depot: Ok. We have are kinds of rope. What do you need it for?
Fu: Oh, I’m going to tie myself up in the bathroom and try to get away.
Depot: Can I help you, sir?
Fu: I need some rope.
Depot: Ok. We have are kinds of rope. What do you need it for?
Fu: Oh, I’m going to tie myself up in the bathroom and try to get away.
he died of death
damn thats such a unique way to die
such a shame
No, he died 'from' death