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Just ask the Rukee!!

Discussion in 'Play The Game' started by Rukee, Nov 3, 2001.

  1. Rukee

    Rukee Coffee overclocks the overclocker!!

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    And where would you put that mayonaise???:con:


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  2. JTRipper

    JTRipper Chimpus Maximus

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    She smears it in on my knees, and head butts them. Over and over.
     
  3. Rukee

    Rukee Coffee overclocks the overclocker!!

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    I think that meens you think she`s too skinny and needs something substantial to eat! :p
     
  4. JTRipper

    JTRipper Chimpus Maximus

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    Thanks, Ruk.

    Now, if one train leaves Chicago at 65 MPH, and another train leaves New York at 85 MPH, where did you leave your car keys?
     
  5. Rukee

    Rukee Coffee overclocks the overclocker!!

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    hmm...
    I was never any good at these dang founded new-math questions! :hmm:
     
  6. JTRipper

    JTRipper Chimpus Maximus

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    That's not new math anymore - it's old math now. Here, maybe this will help -

    Teaching Math in 1950: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?

    Teaching Math in 1960: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?

    Teaching Math in 1970: A logger exchanges a set "L" of lumber for a set "M" of money. The cardinality of set "M" is 100. Each element is worth one dollar. Make 100 dots representing the elements of the set "M." The set "C", the cost of production contains 20 fewer points than set "M." Represent the set "C" as a subset of set "M" and answer the following question: What is the cardinality of the set "P" of profits?

    Teaching Math in 1980: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

    Teaching Math in 1990: By cutting down beautiful forest trees, the logger makes $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the forest birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down the trees? There are no wrong answers.

    Teaching Math in 1996: By laying off 402 of its loggers, a company improves its stock price from $80 to $100. How much capital gain per share does the CEO make by exercising his stock options at $80. Assume capital gains are no longer taxed, because this encourages investment.

    Teaching Math in 2000: A company outsources all of its loggers. They save on benefits and when demand for their product is down the logging work force can easily be cut back. The average logger employed by the company earned $50,000, had 3 weeks vacation, received a nice retirement plan and medical insurance. The contracted logger charges $50 an hour. Was outsourcing a good move?

    Teaching Math in 2003: A logging company exports its wood-finishing jobs to its Indonesian subsidiary and lays off the corresponding half of its US workers (the higher-paid half). It clear-cuts 95% of the forest, leaving the rest for the spotted owl, and lays off all its remaining US workers. It tells the workers that the spotted owl is responsible for the absence of loggable trees and lobbies Congress for exemption from the Endangered Species Act. Congress instead exempts the company from all federal regulation. What is the return on investment of the lobbying costs?
     
  7. Rukee

    Rukee Coffee overclocks the overclocker!!

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    That gave me a woodie! :D
     
  8. JTRipper

    JTRipper Chimpus Maximus

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    That gave me flashbacks. I remember drawing dots...
     
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    militaryspetproject Kissy!

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    LOL!!
     
  10. Rukee

    Rukee Coffee overclocks the overclocker!!

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    never mind people...
    unless you were looking for a FX5900U in the middel of a meltdown, there`s nothing to see here....
     

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    OOOOOOOOOOOOhhh! Aaahhh! mmmmm...
     
  12. JTRipper

    JTRipper Chimpus Maximus

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    Rukee, you know that's way too hot, don't you?
     
  13. Rukee

    Rukee Coffee overclocks the overclocker!!

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    Yeah but Celcius is like way less then fahrenheit right??



    /me goes to check conversion table


    /me looks for melted puddle in bottom of case after reading conversion table
     
  14. Rukee

    Rukee Coffee overclocks the overclocker!!

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    :)
     

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    Rukee Coffee overclocks the overclocker!!

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    why Intel sucks!! :p
     

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    Rukee Coffee overclocks the overclocker!!

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    more fun with #s
     

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    Rukee Coffee overclocks the overclocker!!

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    10+GHz??
    I am the tweak master!! :cool:
     

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    Rukee Coffee overclocks the overclocker!!

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    *yawn*
     

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    Rukee Coffee overclocks the overclocker!!

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  20. oosyxxx

    oosyxxx teh3vilspa7ula

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    Dear Rukee,

    Would you please post heybaby.jpg more often?
     

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