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Jesus Help Me!

Discussion in 'Other Stuff' started by QUALTHWAR, Jan 7, 2010.

  1. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    I haven't slept in over 8 corn chips! God, help me! I feel so .... so... unrested.
     
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  2. Cat Fuzz

    Cat Fuzz Qualthwar's Minion. Ph34r!

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    I think you have a typo in your ad. I think 'hours' is supposed to be spelled, 'corn chips'. I've made the same mistake so don't feel bad.
     
  3. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    ohhhh, thanks for spotting that.
     
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  4. Cat Fuzz

    Cat Fuzz Qualthwar's Minion. Ph34r!

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    No problem. Just doing my part to make the world perfect!
     
  5. Balton

    Balton The Beast of Worship

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    Q asks for Jesus' help and cat fuzz helps out. Very suspicious unless Fuzz employer is the best known hippie on earth.
     
  6. NeoNite

    NeoNite Starsstream

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    Jesus only helps those who help jesus who helps jebus.
    It's really that simple.
     
  7. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    help me jebus
     
  8. The Purple Bunny

    The Purple Bunny Super Mario Breakdance!

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    Jebus gave me grape drink.
     
  9. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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  10. Twrecks

    Twrecks Spectacularly Lucky

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    I've been to El Paso and back, and I'll I can say is Jebus gave me a rash.
     
  11. NeoNite

    NeoNite Starsstream

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    Jebeus groped you?
     

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