It's that time of the year

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deathren

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Have a pleaseant December.

It's the most wonderful time of the year...
Oh, shoplifting's increasing, the suicide rate's up, the in-laws are here...
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
 

Pipe_Dream

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cracwhore said:
2005 was without a doubt the worst year of my life. I can't see things getting any better.


*hugs Crac In all seriousness, sh1t on the outside doesn't get any better. Eventually you'll learn to stop giving a fuk about those pieces of sh1t, cok suckers and start making your own personal world better. Trust me, it just happens. Yeah, I still read peeps like Chomsky, Said, and Vidal and carry a deep sense of bitterness toward the government, but it just becomes exhausting. Sometimes it's nice to reread Gibran as a reminder of the complacent majority who chose our path for us, hundreds of years ago.

I went to one of the most liberal colleges on the West coast, Portland State. And every time there was a protest, be it cops killing old homeless women for shoplifting and/or the federal and local politics, I was there. The existentialists will eventually break your spirit if you give them too much of your energy. My current thought is this: ****’em all!
 

Rostam

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Meh, last year I was celebrating the end of 2004. Now I'm celebrating the beginning of 2006. It's not like something actually changes, other than needing a new calender. But any excuse for celebration will do. Espescially when you need it.
 

AlmostAlive

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And to add to the misery, let me just add that I just broke a tooth while chewing a Ferrero Rocher. Well, split in half and broke, that is. All I'll be chewing now are painkillers for a week until my sadistic dentist comes back to work after the holidays.


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Hadmar

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And to add to the misery, let me just add that I just broke a tooth while chewing a Ferrero Rocher. Well, split in half and broke, that is. All I'll be chewing now are painkillers for a week until my sadistic dentist comes back to work after the holidays.


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Ouch. Good luck with that. I'd think about going to a different not-on-holidays dentist, though.

[UMC]Boron said:
I hit a deer tonight on my way home from work!
<voice from the future>I know what you ate last winter.</voice from the future>
 

Burger

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This year, I got an apprenticeship, hit a horse and totaled my car (boron, i know how you feel), had jaw reconstruction surgery and was abducted by german aliens. Actually, i made up the last one.

Merry whatever-season-you-call-it and hope you have another great year next year.

Bring on 2006!