It's strange with the USA...
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Jenkins
America's Greatest Kitten Mitten
I just hate those a-holes that go like 15mph down the street, oh god does that piss me off...
Jenkins
Jenkins
i don't how many of you listen to BOB & TOM in the morning, but they did a song on slow people and this is the gist of it:
Going down the highway,
He's in front of you.
The speed limit is 50,
He's going 22.
He won't let you pass,
no he won't let you by.
You curse him he can't hear you,
You wish that he would die
SNAIL MAN!!
(chorus) SNAIL MAN!!
SNAIL MAN!!
(choruse) SNAIL MAN!!
He's older than a fossil,
But still they let him drive.
He got his driver's license
When Lincoln was alive.
If he continues shrinking,
Some day he's gonna crash
He's sitting on two phone books
to see over the dash.
SNAIL MAN!!
(chorus) SNAIL MAN!!
SNAIL MAN!!
(choruse) SNAIL MAN!!
IF I HAD A BIG BAZOOKA,
I WOULD BLOW HIM OFF THE ROAD!
IF MY CAR WAS A STEAM ROLLER,
I WOULD SQUISH HIM LIKE A TOAD!!
You think it's sunday morning,
He's taking in the view,
His turn signals been blinking
Since 1942!
SNAIL MAN!!
(chorus) SNAIL MAN!!
SNAIL MAN!!
(choruse) SNAIL MAN!!
SNAIL MAN!!
(choruse) SNAIL MAN!!
I'm not as thrunk as you am i dink.
[This message has been edited by GRaVeDiGGeR (edited 01-14-2000).]
Going down the highway,
He's in front of you.
The speed limit is 50,
He's going 22.
He won't let you pass,
no he won't let you by.
You curse him he can't hear you,
You wish that he would die
SNAIL MAN!!
(chorus) SNAIL MAN!!
SNAIL MAN!!
(choruse) SNAIL MAN!!
He's older than a fossil,
But still they let him drive.
He got his driver's license
When Lincoln was alive.
If he continues shrinking,
Some day he's gonna crash
He's sitting on two phone books
to see over the dash.
SNAIL MAN!!
(chorus) SNAIL MAN!!
SNAIL MAN!!
(choruse) SNAIL MAN!!
IF I HAD A BIG BAZOOKA,
I WOULD BLOW HIM OFF THE ROAD!
IF MY CAR WAS A STEAM ROLLER,
I WOULD SQUISH HIM LIKE A TOAD!!
You think it's sunday morning,
He's taking in the view,
His turn signals been blinking
Since 1942!
SNAIL MAN!!
(chorus) SNAIL MAN!!
SNAIL MAN!!
(choruse) SNAIL MAN!!
SNAIL MAN!!
(choruse) SNAIL MAN!!
I'm not as thrunk as you am i dink.
[This message has been edited by GRaVeDiGGeR (edited 01-14-2000).]
