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luquado

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I remember reading somewhere that you can smoke up to 5 cigarettes or 2 cigars OR 4 pipes without increasing your risk of cancer.

Cigars are WAY more harmful than a pipe or cigarettes. I also contest the "4 pipes" thing - as a pipe smoker as well, I've realized that there are so many different qualities of tobacco you can buy... the expensive stuff from a smoke shop tends to be less harmful than the cheap, uber-chemical-laced crap from drugstores.
 

Akuma

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yeah but you don't inhale the cigar smoke

theyre smelly fucking things but a poker game just wouldnt be the same without a stoogie & a bottle of single malt :)
 

Rabid Wolf

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Originally posted by Luggage
Every single cigarette decreases your lifespan by 5 minutes. Every orgasm increases it by 4. Smokers, fuck for your lives!
by that formula I cut my life by some 400 days now.
what's the deal?
if I die 77 years old or 78.25 years old, who cares?
 
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Frostblood

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aah, but its not as easy as 1 cig = 5 mins. If you smoke chances are you'll spend the last few years of your life dying from lung cancer, possibly even the last decades, but your chances of getting cancer without smoking are much less. Something like 95% of all lung cancers are due to smoking, and lung cancer is the 2nd biggest killer ( after heart disease, which smoking also causes ).
 

GoldenMouse

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Originally posted by Rabid Wolf

by that formula I cut my life by some 400 days now.
what's the deal?
if I die 77 years old or 78.25 years old, who cares?

You will, when the time comes. Also, it is the quality of that life. Don't just focus on when you will die, but also how you will live. Smoking ages people more than they would think. Heavy smokers in their fifties look like they are barely being held together, rather fragile. Non-smokers, on the other hand, can reach into their seventies and still look and feel robust. I'm dead-set to get into my nineties or even to a hundred. Life is a blessing, don't waste it.