I'm gonna be rich.....

[UY]

Sympathy? Somebody askin for sympathy?
THERE AIN'T NOT SYMPATHY HERE!!

You'll find it in the dictionary...somewhere between $hit and syphallis.


(UY walls away shaking his head.....trying to understand ho such a sharp mind as Liquid Sin's ....could have go so far off track. At least, he thinks to himself...its not as bad as Chryst...no, nobody is that bad...shudders.)

 

[el Gato|PuF]

You can make an extra buck by selling the, er, end product of your invention to the sperm banks. Big bucks there!

Wish I was oceansize...

 

[CHRYSt]

You could even have big tanker trucks stop by each machine once a month to collect and transport it. Wow, that would be an interesting contract for the truck comany.

Dead chicks suck in bed.

p.s. un-Fück BellAtlantic

 

[Necroth]

Nah an BloW_Job machine, nah, i take the real thing. Somehow it seems more "appealing"

And how i suppose to keep it in "readyness" when standing for a machine. Most toilets or other "public" private places aren't quite "stimulating" either

 

[el Gato|PuF]

I bet monkeys would drive the trucks. But I'm not sure about the machine cleaning.

That would be nasty.

While you're at it, add an ATM, postage stamp dispenser, and photo-booth to it!

I can see it now... a tourist attraction, like those binoculars or duck food dispensers. Take your picture in Las Vegas at the BJ machine!

Wish I was oceansize...

 

[Boom]

Kristina, you want cinamon, you got it.

Anything for the future Mrs. Boom

Can't you just explain to this boyfriend guy that now that you and I have found each other, its time for us to fulfill our mutual destiny.

I'm sure he'd understand.

Clan [Boom]
The undisputed, world champion, 1on1, UT clan.
[Boom]Boom|PuF

 

[UY]

A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final
exam.
> >
> > She tells the class there would be no excuse for not showing up,except
for serious injury, illness, or a death in the student's immediate family.
> >
> > A smart-*** (BOOM) in the back of the room asks, "What about extreme
sexual exhaustion?"
> >
> > The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering.
> > When silence is restored, the Teacher smiles sympathetically at BOOM,
shakes her head, and sweetly says, "You can write with your other hand."

j/k

 

[Azmo]

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!

 

[Kristina|BFH]

I should pass the exam as long as it is not oral.

Boom - He makes me happy in many many ways. I need to know what you can offer. You already know what I am coming with.

 

[Netai[NWA]]

your machine is fine and dandy but saliva is a wonderful thing..

oh and kristina, REAL bad idea for a post.. if anybody here knows what can result from one off-color comment coming from a female, it's me.

-jenny's tongue puts gene simmons to shame (anybody remember that?)

<WAnk|Drunk> hand + ass = erotic

 

[WAnk]

hahah, wow, i smell a challenge coming on, jen v kristina v The Machine!!! hehe, jk, but if you need a few impartial judges, boom and i are always available (/me whistles innocently

ummmm WAnk??

 

[Netai[NWA]]

bah

<WAnk|Drunk> hand + ass = erotic

 

[WAnk]

ehehe, just doing my part for the advancement of science and technology it will be a big sacrifice, i know, but i think i am up to the challenge!! (pun intended)

ummmm WAnk??

 

[Kristina|BFH]

Thanks for the advise Netai - I'm more concerned with one of these boys being under age and I could go to jail.

LOL

 

[Boom]

This thread is getting really funny. LOL at everyone BTW, I'm just playing and stuff Kristina. I have seen some stuff go overboard here, so please tell me to stop if I get anywhere near going over the line.

But as long as your digging it, I'm gonna keep woooing you with my schmooothness.

You ask what I can offer? Just the best catch in New Orleans, honey. I'm an adult with a real job. I live alone. I'm clean and nice and stuff (never had any cooties and have the medical records to prove it). I don't really yell or get mad ever. My female friends say I look real cute now that I have short hair.

I am still friends with all my exgirlfriends because they were always my friends to begin with. I have a younger sister that I am very close with, so I never disrespect or take advantage of women.

I know there are ways to please a woman other than with my Boomstick. When is the last time you had a really good footrub? Or had your temples massaged?

I also know that every woman is different, there are no tricks to making a woman happy (in or out of bed). You have to pay attention and be willing to learn. I am a really quick learner (I'm in the running on the main forum for most improved PuFer).

What else do you need to know

Clan [Boom]
The undisputed, world champion, 1on1, UT clan.
[Boom]Boom|PuF

 

[Kristina|BFH]

Boom -

When are you coming to NY?!

I've been to New Orleans - great place to visit but I wouldn't want to live there. Too many crazies.

I'm tempted but also happy where I am.

Thanks anyway.
LOL

 

[Netai[NWA]]

hey from my experience net love is (almost) always very very very very bad

boom, stop hitting on the poor girl..

<WAnk|Drunk> hand + ass = erotic

 

[Boom]

Gotcha Netai. That's the elbow in the ribs I was looking out for

Kristina, that is the nicest rejection I've had in a while.

Waddaya say we just be friends and stuff.

It wouldn't work out anyway, I'm one of those crazies that makes New Orleans so.... different.

Anyway, I treasured our brief fling and will cherish the memories. But you are official in the catagory of UT buddy in my mind

Now, back to the topic of this thread....

check out this link
http://www.fufme.com/

Clan [Boom]
The undisputed, world champion, 1on1, UT clan.
[Boom]Boom|PuF

 

[WAnk]

ok, well all new romances aside, lets get back on topic for this thread. i think that these guys at Accu-jac (no fooling lol!) may be giving you a run for your money!
http://www.sexuality.org/l/sex/masturba.html#4.0.10

ummmm WAnk??

 

[Voyd-]

LOL wank. and to think, you went out looking specially for that too good job.

·ÐзVoyd