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I Said No Fornication!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Ranger 223, Sep 17, 2003.

  1. Ranger 223

    Ranger 223 MS Paint Pimp

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    http://www.demonbuster.com/demonlist.html


    Holy crapshakes. This is comedic gold. Let me list off a few "horrible sinnable demonic things"


    CATHOLICISM
    CHRISTIAN SCIENCE
    CONFUCIANISM
    HINDUISM
    ISLAM
    JEHOVAH'S WITNESS
    LATIHAN


    SEXUAL IMPURITY
    ADULTERY
    INCUBUS
    SUCCUBUS
    BESTIALITY
    EXPOSURE
    FANTASY LUST
    FORNICATION
    FRIGIDITY
    HARLOTRY
    HOMOSEXUALITY
    INCEST
    LESBIANISM
    LUST
    MASTURBATION (your all bloody ****ing demons)
    RAPE
    SODOMY

    rofl, to quote my friend "and the lord striketh down the sinning jehovahs witnesses, as they rang doorbells in sacred homes across the world, uninviteth."

    Enjoy Boys and Gals. Wait, being a boy or girl, that makes you a demon. Oh ****!
     
  2. Cap'n Beeb

    Cap'n Beeb Banned

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    So, if I masturbate to lesbian incest sodomy s&m porn... that makes me one full lovin party animal. :)
     
  3. Grim_Reaper ~UFS~

    Grim_Reaper ~UFS~ You're all gay and stupid.

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    And also one disgusting ****er.
     
  4. Ranger 223

    Ranger 223 MS Paint Pimp

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    :lol: oh man, Automatic Handwriting. Poverty : Maybe this is why your poor! ROFL! Diabetes - Squid like demons taht attack 10 parts of your body at once! rofl. this is too good. Oh man, i dont think i have ever read such a huge heap of bull****, ever.
     
  5. The_Pikeman

    The_Pikeman Also known as Howski

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    he he you missed DUNGEONS and DRAGONS
    Have you seen the FAQ? ( http://www.demonbuster.com/3.html )


    god damm where fo I get me some demon sex


    -How.
     
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  6. RedMarlin[MERLIN]

    RedMarlin[MERLIN] New Member

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    Live your life thats how you get into heaven.

    Damn crazy ass insecure religious people.
     
  7. TheShiningWizard

    TheShiningWizard Because it's more fantastical.

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    Well, the furries are royally screwed.

    I find it highly ironic that "FEAR OF HELL" is on that list.
     
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  8. Grim_Reaper ~UFS~

    Grim_Reaper ~UFS~ You're all gay and stupid.

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    Ha, everyone is ****ing screwed. "Crying" and "Weeping" is on the list. I think those crazy Christians forgot what they were doing as infants.
     
  9. Saladin

    Saladin Fez Toting Warrior!

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    hrm is ****ting youself on there?
     
  10. TheShiningWizard

    TheShiningWizard Because it's more fantastical.

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    I don't think so. You may soil your pants to your heart's content.
     
  11. JaFO

    JaFO bugs are features too ...

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    no you can't because that would be listed as UNCLEANNESS ...

    /me thinks it would have been easier to write what doesn't have/cause demonitis.
     
  12. OICW

    OICW Reason & Logic > Religion

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    I only briefly skimmed through the list, is logic and reason there? :p
     
  13. TheWhaleShark

    TheWhaleShark This world is spinning around me

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    Well, intellectualism is listed, so I imagine that would encompass logic and reason to some degree.

    My personal fav, though, is anti-submissiveness. :D
     
  14. LifesBane(4Corners)

    LifesBane(4Corners) New Member

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    :lol:

    John 11:35-- "Jesus wept." Uh oh, what's that mean for Jesus according to these guys' rules?! :D
     

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