Forget about it; I’ve already tried this one and it doesn’t work. You’re training camels to transport soldiers across vast distances after Skynet wipes out all electronic devices. The fat women are used to train the camels to carry heavy loads. You need a large reservoir of water for the camels, which is where the waterbed comes in. Finally, soldiers dressed as gay-looking pirates bouncing around on a big hump, or between two big humps, confuse the enemy. They don’t know whether to laugh, run, or shoot.
Here’s the problem: fat women and camels are inherently lazy. They just end up laying on the waterbed. One thing leads to another and you end up with fat women pregnant with mutant camel/human hybrids.
At first, this seems like a good thing because you could have super soldiers with big humps on their backs for water storage. They could track across vast distances without needing any water. What an advantage that would be.
However, in reality what happens is the women all die trying to give birth to the mutants. The humps are too big and the women and mutants all die in childbirth. So you’d think the solution would be C-sections. Nope! Ain’t gonna happen. Those fat women are all concerned about their appearance and don’t want any scars even though they would be easy to hide in one of their many folds.
So there you have it. A woman’s vanity is the ultimate cause of the failure.
