Pansy 100th post. Move aside, and allow me to up mine by one.
"Where's the BACTINE?! Some of this blood is MINE!!" -- JTHM
"Where's the BACTINE?! Some of this blood is MINE!!" -- JTHM
Hehehe
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Oh come on CHRYSt you know I couldn't ever live up to your high standards 
I belch in your general direction.
I belch in your general direction.
In an effort just spam here is my 100th post!
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I belch in your general direction.
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I belch in your general direction.
i can't remember how many posts i've made, so i'm having to make this one to find out.
FS
Smile! it might not happen and you might get a shag instead.
FS
Smile! it might not happen and you might get a shag instead.
harummpph!
a mere 23, well at least its up to 24 now /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif
Smile! it might not happen and you might get a shag instead.
a mere 23, well at least its up to 24 now /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif
Smile! it might not happen and you might get a shag instead.
one day, in time, you shall reach post 753, grasshopper.
"Where's the BACTINE?! Some of this blood is MINE!!" -- JTHM
[This message has been edited by CHRYSt (edited 02-17-2000).]
"Where's the BACTINE?! Some of this blood is MINE!!" -- JTHM
[This message has been edited by CHRYSt (edited 02-17-2000).]
damn, I'm just not doin too good today...756
"Where's the BACTINE?! Some of this blood is MINE!!" -- JTHM
"Where's the BACTINE?! Some of this blood is MINE!!" -- JTHM
"Snatch the pebble from my hand, grasshopper"
I declare myself to be the self-annointed voice of reason for PuF! Opinions expressed by Taskmaster are not necessarily those of Planet Unreal!
I declare myself to be the self-annointed voice of reason for PuF! Opinions expressed by Taskmaster are not necessarily those of Planet Unreal!
"Yes, grasshopper, which is why you will never amount to anything more than a clerk at McDonald's!"
I declare myself to be the self-annointed voice of reason for PuF! Opinions expressed by Taskmaster are not necessarily those of Planet Unreal!
I declare myself to be the self-annointed voice of reason for PuF! Opinions expressed by Taskmaster are not necessarily those of Planet Unreal!
Grabs but misses...
"I have failed again, master!"
I declare myself to be the self-annointed voice of reason for PuF! Opinions expressed by Taskmaster are not necessarily those of Planet Unreal!
"I have failed again, master!"
I declare myself to be the self-annointed voice of reason for PuF! Opinions expressed by Taskmaster are not necessarily those of Planet Unreal!
"Let me try again master!"
Grasshopper pulls enforcer from his robe and plug the master between the eyes. He plucks the pebble from his master's limp hand.
"No master, that is why I will have to rob McDonald's all my life!"
I declare myself to be the self-annointed voice of reason for PuF! Opinions expressed by Taskmaster are not necessarily those of Planet Unreal!
Grasshopper pulls enforcer from his robe and plug the master between the eyes. He plucks the pebble from his master's limp hand.
"No master, that is why I will have to rob McDonald's all my life!"
I declare myself to be the self-annointed voice of reason for PuF! Opinions expressed by Taskmaster are not necessarily those of Planet Unreal!
Dude, I went to mcdonald's the other day for the first time in 4 years. I suddenly remembered why, and am resuming my boycott.
"Where's the BACTINE?! Some of this blood is MINE!!" -- JTHM
"Where's the BACTINE?! Some of this blood is MINE!!" -- JTHM
This thread seems to have taken on a life all it's own from anything I even intended. What is it with these forums and threads going off into the wild blue yonder?
I don't really mind McD's food, at least not their breakfasts. Their burgers and such... well, we'll just say that has to come in small doses /~unreal/ubb/html/wink.gif
Better than Burger King.
I belch in your general direction.
I don't really mind McD's food, at least not their breakfasts. Their burgers and such... well, we'll just say that has to come in small doses /~unreal/ubb/html/wink.gif
Better than Burger King.
I belch in your general direction.
cool. i'm already up to nearly 30 posts!
and some of them have even said something constructive!
wonder if this thread will break the 100 mark.
FS
and some of them have even said something constructive!
wonder if this thread will break the 100 mark.
FS
You are crazy (no flame intended) but Burger Kings is much better than McDonald's! IMHO
I declare myself to be the self-annointed voice of reason for PuF! Opinions expressed by Taskmaster are not necessarily those of Planet Unreal!
I declare myself to be the self-annointed voice of reason for PuF! Opinions expressed by Taskmaster are not necessarily those of Planet Unreal!
Matter of fact I would rather eat SPAM than McDonald's. Their restaurants are so dirty too.. gross!
I declare myself to be the self-annointed voice of reason for PuF! Opinions expressed by Taskmaster are not necessarily those of Planet Unreal!
I declare myself to be the self-annointed voice of reason for PuF! Opinions expressed by Taskmaster are not necessarily those of Planet Unreal!
Top Ten Signs You're At A Bad McDonald's...
10. Your "Quarter Pounder" has a long, thin tail
9. The kid serving you has grill marks on his forehead
8. Sign out front reads, "No shirt, no shoes, no reason you can't get a job here"
7. Their Mayor McCheese was caught in a hotel room smoking crack
6. Blocking drive-thru is the bloated body of Wendy's founder Dave Thomas
5. Manager takes a bite out of every burger to make sure it's okay
4. In his photo, employee of the month is holding a mug shot number
3. You spill vanilla shake and it burns right through your pants
2. A guy dressed as Ronald McDonald keeps asking to touch your food
And the number one sign you're at a bad McDonald's...
Their slogan: "Did somebody say 'E Coli'?"
I declare myself to be the self-annointed voice of reason for PuF! Opinions expressed by Taskmaster are not necessarily those of Planet Unreal!
10. Your "Quarter Pounder" has a long, thin tail
9. The kid serving you has grill marks on his forehead
8. Sign out front reads, "No shirt, no shoes, no reason you can't get a job here"
7. Their Mayor McCheese was caught in a hotel room smoking crack
6. Blocking drive-thru is the bloated body of Wendy's founder Dave Thomas
5. Manager takes a bite out of every burger to make sure it's okay
4. In his photo, employee of the month is holding a mug shot number
3. You spill vanilla shake and it burns right through your pants
2. A guy dressed as Ronald McDonald keeps asking to touch your food
And the number one sign you're at a bad McDonald's...
Their slogan: "Did somebody say 'E Coli'?"
I declare myself to be the self-annointed voice of reason for PuF! Opinions expressed by Taskmaster are not necessarily those of Planet Unreal!
When did I ever even give you the idea that I wasn't crazy. If it wasn't for this white jacket I'd show you who wasn't crazy.
Think's I'm not crazy. I'll show him.... I'll hey, who are you and why am I talking to you? Burger King? No, your not Burger King... I killed him yesterday in a drive by pickling.... it was a pickle I threw wasn't it? I like purple... no, blue... no purple.... where was I oh... blue. That's it, I like blue.
No, it wasn't a pickle, it was probably a herring, yes that's it a herring. You kill Burger King's with herrings because... umm... I can't remember why.
Crazy, who said I wasn't crazy? <mumble><mumble>meat space<mumble>
I belch in your general direction.
Think's I'm not crazy. I'll show him.... I'll hey, who are you and why am I talking to you? Burger King? No, your not Burger King... I killed him yesterday in a drive by pickling.... it was a pickle I threw wasn't it? I like purple... no, blue... no purple.... where was I oh... blue. That's it, I like blue.
No, it wasn't a pickle, it was probably a herring, yes that's it a herring. You kill Burger King's with herrings because... umm... I can't remember why.
Crazy, who said I wasn't crazy? <mumble><mumble>meat space<mumble>
I belch in your general direction.