Girls with large butts

[QUALTHWAR]

When I was a kid, i had a dog in my neighborhood that had a lot of fur, including around its butt. The thing was constantly getting crap stuck to its fur and it would drag its butt down the sidewalk, the drive, the grass, the dirt, anything to get the dangling turds off. You’d think with all that dragging going on, the thing wouldn’t have any fur left on its @ss.

 

[Balton]

...even children get older...

 

[QUALTHWAR]

This is a story I heard the other day: This guy said when he was a kid, him and some friends would throw golf balls at cows to annoy them. When cows drop a load, it’s nothing but a big, runny plop. Right after a cow had, ahem, unloaded the guy threw a golf ball at its butt and it stuck. He said the cow acted like nothing had happened.

 

[Balton]

Originally posted by QUALTHWAR
This is a story I heard the other day: This guy said when he was a kid, him and some friends would throw golf balls at cows to annoy them. When cows drop a load, it’s nothing but a big, runny plop. Right after a cow had, ahem, unloaded the guy threw a golf ball at its butt and it stuck. He said the cow acted like nothing had happened.

you left the "GOTCHA' " part out!

 

[QUALTHWAR]

Originally posted by Balton.de


you left the "GOTCHA' " part out!

Go change your avatar.

 

[Balton]

Originally posted by QUALTHWAR


Go change your avatar.

"oh daddy, c'mon i want to stay awake the whole night with ya watchin' TV and stuff..."

"Go brush your teeth and than go to sleep!"

yep, you are married and are having childrens

 

[Vendetta]

days in the dung

back to the cow****.
when i was a teenager a fried of mine came over to ride motocycles on my dad's land. when my friend was taking his turn on my bike he went into a powerslide and had the bike leaned over. his inside leg-the one supporting him and the bike slid right thru a pile of fresh cow****, and splattered right up his pant leg. inside and out. i got my turn early.

 

[QUALTHWAR]

Again, a kid, living on a farm, and we had cows. We were walking through the pasture and the cows started following us. So we got scared and started running and they started running towards us. We hopped over an electric fence and got away. It was later that we learned that cows will follow you just because they are used to getting fed and they think you’re going to feed them. If you run, they will run; if you slow down, they will slow down.

 

[QUALTHWAR]

We let somebody use our pasture to keep a horse. We would ride it occasionally and once the thing started bucking on me. It headed straight for a barn and I ducked just in time as the thing went through the doorway. Once inside, it stopped at a gate and started bucking more and I let go of the reins. It bucked me back on its rear, then bucked again. I went up in the air and came down right on my feet. I didn’t get hurt a bit. It scared me; I thought I was going to get kicked, but instead it turned out to be sorta funny.

 

[QUALTHWAR]

There were these twins that wanted to ride our horse. As one was doing so he started slipping from the saddle. As he was slipping, getting more and more ready to fall off, the horse ran right past a metal feeder bin. The thing was mostly hollow, with thin metal, and the horse banged the guy right off him against the bin. There was a loud boom, and the horse kept going as the guy laid on the ground moaning. It was hilarious.

 

[Vendetta]

i got chased by a goat once. (not GoAt)
he wasnt that big but he had some long horns so i ran for the nearest fence.
i was in "his" pasture so i dont have any hard feelings.

 

[QUALTHWAR]

A friend and I were in a pasture at his place and there was a bull fenced in there. The thing charged at me and I just stood still. The fence was maybe 15 or 20 feet away, so I waited until it got closed and dived out of the way. It just kept going like a freight train, and I ran over and hopped the fence like I should have done in the first place.

 

[Rabid Wolf]

I once got bitten by a squirrel.
was feeding it hazelnuts from off my palm, and it just sat there and munched, and I thought I could pet its head with my thumb...
the bloody fierce creature hit its teeth straight through the nail of my thumb into the soft flesh beneath.

 

[Vendetta]

i bet you had squirrel for dinner.

 

[Rukee]

When I was little (about 5-6)I pissed on an ellectric frence.
It was one of those pulsating ones so it didn`t hurt right away....but when that sucker zapped me.........ooooowwwwwwwccccccchhhhhhhh!!!!!

 

[Balton]

Originally posted by Rukee
When I was little (about 5-6)I pissed on an ellectric frence.
It was one of those pulsating ones so it didn`t hurt right away....but when that sucker zapped me.........ooooowwwwwwwccccccchhhhhhhh!!!!!

yeah, I was puting once leaes on such an e-fence. yozu felt a pulsating feeling when still holding the leaves. had to watch out or the leaves could have start to burn. anyway it was like a pacemaker so i felt sick after a few leaves and had to stop....