German exchange student living with the family starting tomorrow
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Yes, that is why tool has had a lot of buttsechs and has a problem with his arse._Zd_Meelobee_ said:What?! Tool is in the navy and on a mission to Venice?
And tool, just make a picture, how hard can it be. If she asks why tell her you like to fap to it..
[IsP]KaRnAgE said:
the only way he will ever get pictures of her is if he takes them while she is sleeping. in which case if he does I will piss in my pants from laughter because that is so God awfully pathetic.
so yeah, give up Tool.
Just take a picture of her when she's not paying attention, and if she says something say, "Oh, I was taking a picture of something next to you, don't worry, you're not in the picture."
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Radeon285 said:the only way he will ever get pictures of her is if he takes them while she is sleeping. in which case if he does I will piss in my pants from laughter because that is so God awfully pathetic.
so yeah, give up Tool.
Nobody likes a quitter.
Don't be a quitter!
Also, I do not trust you so please have her hold a sign that says something we can identify!!!
This thread is harder to enjoy after learning that she is 16. It isn't as funny anymore. Thanks for ruining everything tool.
It isn't as funny anymore. Thanks for ruining everything tool.that's so wrongHyrulian Hero said:Just take a picture of her when she's not paying attention, and if she says something say, "Oh, I was taking a picture of something next to you, don't worry, you're not in the picture."
if you take a picture and she notices, just start to breath very heavy and say something like:"I dream of you at night" and run away
she'll never ask you a question again
lets just pray she dosent borrow tools computer to check her mail and stumbles onto this thread, hehehe
if tool could draw he wouldn't need the internet for porn, and thus he'd be gone forever
I for one would miss him
I for one would miss him
Yup, I just did a little research on the reliable research source that is the internet and found out that German female foreign exchange students happen to be cannibals. Tough luck, tool.
NeoNite said:
From what exactly?
It's not like anything is going to happen, since tool seems to be a ***** and doesn't have the balls to take a pic of a girl.. haha 
SanitysEdge
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Just tell her you want to take her pic, for fun. She will probabally say 'OK' in a 'wtf ' manner but you will be able to take her pic.
' manner but you will be able to take her pic.