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trogetta

trogetta

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To Free Monkey Interactive,

It has recently come to my attention that your monkey, is currently being held captive. The perpetrators have currently been spotted in London England, and are holding your monkey hostage. They are demanding the release of a product, which they are calling "XMP". In addition, they have left this message for you...

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UR MONK3Y IS BNG HALD HOSTAEG!!1! OMG WTF WE 2 R GREAT FANS OF XMP BUT CANOT STAND IT ANY LONG3R11!!!!!1 WTF LOL WHAN WE SAW UR MONKAY W3 REALIEZD WE MUST KIDNAP IT AND R NOW HOLDNG IT RANSOM!1!!! OMG WTF LOL WE DO NOT WANT 2 HURT UR MONKAY WE R3ALIEZ WUT IT IS111!!!! LOL BUT XMP IS NECASARIY!!11!1!1 LOL DA DWINDLNG ONLIEN XMP PLAEYR COUNT HAS GOT US AL WOREID AND THUS W3 KNOW XMP MUST B R3L3AES ASAP1111!! LOL A PLAYABLE BUILD IS AVALEABL3 AND WE MUST HAEV IT1!!1 OMG WTF LOL BWARN3D.DO!111!!!!11111!!1!!11 OMG WTF NOT TRY 2 HUNT US DOWN DA MONKAY WIL B TRAEVLNG WIT US AT AL TIEMS11!1!!! ANY ATEMPT 2 CATCH US WIL RESULT IN ONE DEAD U!!11!!1!1!!

DA REVOLUTION HAS BGUN
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Our agents have not been able to translate this messsage, and we hope you can help with this case.

Agent Mofassa
a.k.a Trogetta


ps. They have attached this image, please take this with all seriousness
 

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Naaaw such a cute monkey, surely you will find it in your hearts to save this little creature?
 
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trogetta said:
To Free Monkey Interactive,

It has recently come to my attention that your monkey, is currently being held captive. The perpetrators have currently been spotted in London England, and are holding your monkey hostage. They are demanding the release of a product, which they are calling "XMP". In addition, they have left this message for you...

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well your "perpetrators" are complete retards. XMP was released a year ago. tell them there stupid, and not to bother FMI anymore.
 
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