how about...
a mercedez benz, the older ones? My uncle drives one of them. Its like a tank, and my unc drives like theres no tomorrow. He's destroyed a number of PARKED cars already, not including 2 sideswipes on a highway, a head to side collision and smacked 2 motorcyclists off the road... WHILE I WAS IN THE CAR WITH HIM, i think these occured while i was between 7 to 10 years old. Does not include the ones which i dont know about, i stopped visiting him during holidays.
Also, he's killed a dozen dogs, cats and miscellaneous animals including a cow and goat
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Shit Happens... and with great regularity too. We just have to deal with it one turd at a time.