favorite TICK quotes.. enjoy

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Remember, ninjas are more afraid of you than you are of them.

I didn't know there were ninjas in japan!

You guys aren't going to perform bizarre medical experiments on me, are you? I've already been through that whole rigamaroo and it's a bad scene"

A giant guy plus a harbor equals fluid dynamics at its best"

Say what you will about me! I comprehend very little of it anyway!"

The Fourth Dimension is just one big crazy do not enter clambake jungle of weirdity -- and how does it work? Never mind!

Look at my dog! I named him Speak. My dog Speak can really speak. My dog is the best. I love my dog Speak.

I can see it in your red-rimmed eyes, Speak! You're a righteous firebrand! Speak, we need a furry, moist avenger like you on the team. Come on, man, let's bark up the right tree together!

Speak, the ball fears you! Listen to its cry! Smell its fear! Now fetch!

Ah, savory cheese puffs, made inedible by time and fate.

Supermodels usually don't date guys who live in the dirt.

It's starting to smell a little like danger in here, or heavily-fried food.

You know... I've heard the smarter you are, the more wrinkly your brain. And your guys' brains must be the wrinkliest! Oh, sure, ordinary Joes like me and Arthur here, maybe our brains are a little on the smooth side. But you don't have to be a genius to know that evil is bad. And good isn't!

Oh, look, Arthur, it's a completely rehabilitated villain. She's comfortable with herself. Comfort, commitment, marriage, what do these things have in common? The letter 'C' except for marriage, and if people get all British whenever they get knocked on the head, what do British people get? I know... comatose! Another 'C'.

Got to pull myself together... must defy laws of physics.

Man! Today is so loopy!

Whoa-oh! Surprise hug from Mr. Freaky-Big!

Everybody was a baby once, Arthur. Oh, sure, maybe not today, or even yesterday. But once! Babies, chum: tiny, dimpled, fleshy mirrors of our us-ness, that we parents hurl into the future, like leathery footballs of hope! And you've got to get a good spiral on that baby, or evil will make an interception!

All right, I bought his brain!

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// all quotes were made by the TICK either from the cartoon series or comic
 
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