Empty Server Stories

[theomniproject]

We had some awesome games last night on OMNI's server.

uh, its not my server. you would have to thank bbf for that. but it does have alot of my conversion maps on it thanks bbf for being so cool and giving us a great server. like last night i was walking around and trying to set up as many turrets as i possibly could so i could get that cool screenshot of me and my turret spam

 

[Maestro PaN]

This one time I was walking around an empty server. I was amazed because my internet was out. I don't know what was in that cigarette he gave me.

 

[T-Shinzon]

OMG I LIEK W3nt INTO a s3Rv3r and LIEK NO 0n3 was Th3R3 OMG OMG OMG noob!!!!1!!1!one!one!eleven

 

[Síochán]

I once opened The All Seeing Eye and I clicked on the UTXMP folder and I clicked the Refresh Server button and it showed me that all the existing UTXMP servers were empty and I went into one of said servers and true enough it was empty

 

[zombiewoof]

Arf!

Gee, I remember the good ol days when I could actually just click and actually log on to the internet thingy with my own comp instead of travelling to to something resembling civilization to pay outragious amounts of cash just to log on and surf let alone play games against real humans. As soon as I can get a satellite high speed setup, I too will be able to start up utxmp and hit "internet" then, I too will be able to walk around on an empty server.

 

[cyb]

As soon as I can get a satellite high speed setup, I too will be able to start up utxmp and hit "internet" then, I too will be able to walk around on an empty server.

yeah, with a ping of 5000.

 

[dutch_gecko]

OMG sattelite. Good luck.

 

[Gumby]

As soon as I can get a satellite high speed setup, I too will be able to start up utxmp and hit "internet" then, I too will be able to walk around on an empty server.

Think a bit of string and a paper cup may be a bit more effective...

 

[(GR)Killer]

Once apon a time a guy named ho came into a utxmp server and saw nobody was there except players with 0 ping, he tried talking to them but obviously they think they are better then ho and didn't bother to respond except team commands, so ho gets mad and puts 4 pistol caps into one of these guys head and screams down the pathway to find another bad guy. He gets to this weird shaped thing and hits the use button and it says "your team has gained an energy source" then out of nowhere ho decides to talk to the woman seeing as all the players are males she ignores him aswell, he gets mad and leaves the server and uninstalls the game by getting rejected by even a female.

The 3nd!

 

[GotBeer?]

This one time (well, Sunday) I joined the bbf server on Sunset Beach and no one was there so I blew up the giant turrets with the tank and lost like 1800 points for fragging teammates then tried shooting a raptor with the tank's machinegun but got bored after a couple of minutes because it takes so long to blow up a raptor with the tank's machinegun then someone else joined without me noticing and shot me in the back.

 

[Síochán]

I've just won the ESIT (Empty Server Inaugural Trophy).

I have to thank empty servers for being empty, and a special thanks to all the players who didn't play, without whom the servers would not have been empty, THANK YOU

I'm off to train in an empty server for next years trophy, so I wont see you in any server

 

[theomniproject]

then someone else joined without me noticing and shot me in the back.

that was me got to get my frags somehow

 

[GotBeer?]

Oh that's right, it was you! If you'd given me another minute or two I'm sure I would have been able to finally blow up that Raptor!

 

[GotBeer?]

I've just won the ESIT (Empty Server Inaugural Trophy).

I have to thank empty servers for being empty, and a special thanks to all the players who didn't play, without whom the servers would not have been empty, THANK YOU

I'm off to train in an empty server for next years trophy, so I wont see you in any server

Giving yourself trophies doesn't count. I could give myself the Biggest Penis in the Universe Trophy, but it wouldn't change the fact that in reality I have, well, only like the second or third biggest. And don't think you can give yourself that trophy either, Siochan, I've heard of the Irish curse!

 

[theomniproject]

lol the current raptor and manned turrets suck balls... cant kill shizzle with em but i think that is fixed (i think thats what one of those changelog things meant) lol... we will see

 

[XMP.Arc]

OMF Síochán- i will follow u so u do not have a lock on that trophy!

 

[Síochán]

Giving yourself trophies doesn't count. I could give myself the Biggest Penis in the Universe Trophy, but it wouldn't change the fact that in reality I have, well, only like the second or third biggest. And don't think you can give yourself that trophy either, Siochan, I've heard of the Irish curse!

LOL, if you feel the need to even contemplate giving yourself the BPitUT then you go ahead mate

The only curse upon the Irish is England and Alcohol

Sorry Arc but the trohpy will be mine again, I can pwninate an empty server without even firing a single round LOL.





p.s the reference to England is just an age old joke

 

[dutch_gecko]

The only curse upon the Irish is England and Alcohol

Now I know how the Irish feel.